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Sarah Palin has always enjoyed toying with us, but for the past few months she's seemed largely irrelevant. We all thought she'd given up on public office and was content to mouth off for cash and/or serve America in other ways. But it seems we have all been had. In an interview with Fox Business's Eric Bolling, Palin hinted at the true nature of her fiendish plans: She's going to run for president! But not in the traditional, lamestream way. No, she's going to come in at the last minute and "save the day." Man, we should have known. More »
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A woman claiming to be Drake's ex-girlfriend and writing partner is suing the rapper for allegedly ripping her off (and for pretending they never dated, although that's not technically a criminal offense). In a lawsuit filed yesterday, Ericka Lee claimed that she and Drake agreed to write the song "Marvin's Room" together and split the cash. Lee recorded the hook, and says that Drake was thankful for her contribution: according to her, he sent her texts like, "U basically made that song" and "it's shit without you" while they were working together. Aw, how sweet. But Lee says she never got paid, even though the song was the first single off Take Care and scored No.7 on the Billboard R&B/Hip Hop Chart and 21 on the Hot 100. That was the end of the cute texts as well. According to the lawsuit, when Lee asked for more money, Drake called her and said, "What the fuck is your problem?" before trying to settling out of court for $50,000. More »
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He's no stranger to getting his wang out on stage – as evidenced by everyone and their pervy dog trying to get pictures of it when he was in Equus – and now Daniel Radcliffe's letting it out for a breather on the big screen for his role in Kill Your Darlings. Doing press rounds for the film, he spoke about his preference for leaving a bit of hair down there and then went on to say he prefers his lady friends to do the same. "This is way too much information, but I don't like girls with nothing down there either," he said. "It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it's fucking creepy." The way I see it, there are two schools of thought on the matter. The first is that some people consider a Brazilian to be clean and no fuss. Whereas on the other hand, some see it as giving an otherwise adult woman a bit of a prepubescent edge. What say you? [US] More »
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Sarah Palin, Mean Queen of the Snow Machine, has a bone to pick with New Jersey's condescending prick of a governor Chris Christie. Namely, Christie called GOP hopeful Newt Gingrich an "embarrassment" to the Republican Party's principles on a weekend talk show, and that bothered Palin so much that she felt compelled to talk to it on Fox News. Palin? Gingrich? Christie? Fox News? Team nobody! More »
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Tomorrow, South Carolinians will get to cast their votes for who they think should be America's Next Top Millionaire. But just because all eyes are on The Palmetto State doesn't mean that non-Carolinians should feel left out of the political process! Here's some of the boldest, tackiest, and WTF-iest political wear to be found this election year. Wear one to your next job interview! More »
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It's a dubious title dished out by a totally skeezy website, but Katy Perry has topped a poll saying that she's the celebrity most guys would cheat on their significant other with. We're assuming straight guys, but those Californian gays are pretty into her so who knows? With her bestie Rihanna coming a close second, the adulterer wish-list also features Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston and Sarah Palin. Who would come up with such a tedious, free-pass poll? Why Ashley Madison, of course – aka the turd burgers who suggested men cheat on their fuller figured wives back in November. [Radar] More »
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So far Sarah Palin has yet to cast her lot behind any of the Republican primary candidates and issue an endorsement, but yesterday while appearing on Fox News she did come awfully close to giving Newt Gingrich her support. It's not because she necessarily thinks he'd make the best president—it's simply because a vote for him keeps the primary contest going, and she thinks that is the most valuable thing we can have right now. Anyway, here's what she said when pressed for her endorsement: More »
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Freelance political soundbyte-for-hire Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News yesterday to provide some expert analysis on the Iowa caucuses, and also to dazzle the viewing audience with her new, wavy hair. More »
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Here's the first look at HBO's Game Change, the TV movie based on the book of the same name, which comes out in March. Julianne Moore does a pretty good Sarah Palin impersonation (it's got to be hard to follow in Tina Fey's footsteps) and it's nice to finally see McCain's decision to unleash Palin on America set to tense, frightening music, just like it is in our nightmares. More »
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Remember Sarah Palin? Of course you do. You had weird dreams about her for the second half of 2008, and the sight of her randomly stringing conservative buzzwords together on TV like she's some kind of expert causes you to question the value of your college degree. But just when it seemed like she was riding off into the sunset on a red, white, and blue snowmobile, she returns to reignite speculation that she might run for President in 2012. The Nightmare Before Christmas, indeed. More »
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Research shows that people prefer listening to instructions from deep, rich baritones over nags from high tittering trills. More »
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Ah, youth! When we were so full of guff, so apt to call someone a "jerk off." Check out this recently unearthed message, penned in 1981 at Wasilla High School, in which Sarah Palin urged a friend to have a good summer and "stay sober." Chances are, this was not a missive for fellow Wasilla High student Todd Palin — in that case she'd go with the ridiculously overused poem "2 cool 2 be 4 gotten." There's more celeb yearbook stuff at Snakkle. More »
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While most people celebrate their 21 birthday by drinking themselves into a stupor, Bristol Palin isn't one to engage in such scandalous behavior. Instead, she'll uphold the Palin family tradition of celebrating all of life's biggest moments by killing wildlife. When asked about her birthday plans for tonight, her rep said: More »
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Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie dashed the hopes of many a frustrated golf playing white guy when he announced yesterday that now is not the time for him to vie for the Republican Presidential nomination. In the weeks leading up to his announcement, speculation swirled about his policy positions and viability as a candidate, but also we spent a lot of time talking about how fat he is. More »
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Sarah Palin announced this afternoon that she won't be seeking the Republican nomination for president, thus saving herself the trouble of dropping out of the race six months from now. This afternoon on Mark Levin's radio show, Palin claimed once again that she can do more good by remaining outside the political system (and continuing to collect a hefty Fox News paycheck). "Not being a candidate, you are unshackled and able to be even more active," she explained. "I look forward to using all the tools at my disposal to get the right people in there who have a servant's heart." More »
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Sarah Palin has enjoyed a long, illustrious career in quitting. She quit her job as governor. She quit attending four different colleges. She quit her reality show. She quit her big fancy cross-country bus tour, and then quit calling it "quitting." But now, finally, after what seems like decades of dealing with her spittle-spewing, American flag vest-wearing supporters with misspelled signs, and the snotty liberal arts majors who love to photograph them, Sarah Palin might be quitting something else: being deemed worthy of our collective fascination. More »
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The revelations in The Rogue that Sarah Palin may or may not have hooked up with a black dude and tried drugs at one point in her life failed to stir up the controversy (and book sales) that author Joe McGinniss was hoping for. However, the book has sparked a growing scandal concerning his shoddy reporting. More »
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In case you missed it, on Friday video surfaced of a man heckling Bristol Palin while she was riding a mechanical bull at a West Hollywood bar. 47-year-old Stephen Hanks asked her, "Is that how you rode Levi?" then yelled, "Your mother's a whore." She responded by asking him if he hates her mom, "because you're homosexual." You can't root for either side in this fight, but now Bristol's rep says that making an assumption about the Hanks' sexual orientation (which happened to be correct) doesn't mean she's homophobic. More »
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Joshua Rendon and Ebony Jackson-Rendon, a couple from MTV's 16 And Pregnant, have lost their child to the state and are currently facing criminal charges after police searched their home. And what did the cops find? You may want to stop eating, or thinking about anything pleasant, before you read this, because it will probably be ruined. More »
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The Telegraph is reporting that the Enquirer is reporting that Joe McGinniss's book, The Rogue: Searching For The real Sarah Palin, is so upsetting that Todd Palin "plans" to file for divorce. We have a copy of National Enquirer here, and the copy reads: More »
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Sarah Palin still gets asked about running for president, and since she doesn't have to officially declare til the end of October, she might as well soak up whatever attention she can in the process. More »
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Have you ever wondered what the citizens of Wasilla, Alaska really think about Sarah Palin? In You Betcha!, documentarian and director Nick Broomfield travels to Palin's hometown to interview the people, local government officials, and even a few family members to get their honest, realistic thoughts on the woman we all love to hate. More »
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Joe McGinniss's The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin doesn't even come out until tomorrow and it's already been discredited as a sleazy, incoherent, and poorly reported book that may do the impossible: Make even liberals feel a bit of sympathy for Sarah Palin (or at least drive them to read Levi Johnston's memoir instead). Now McGinniss has come forward to defend himself, or just keep his name in the press for a few more days. More »
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The reports from Joe McGinniss's upcoming book about Sarah Palin have such a ripped-from-the-National Enquirer quality that if she'd made some comment about refusing to dignify the allegations with a response, the news that she hooked up with a black dude and did cocaine would have blown over fairly quickly. However, the Palin's aren't known for their quiet dignity, and today Todd Palin started slinging mud right back at McGinniss. More »
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An advance review of Joe McGinniss's The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin has accomplished the seemingly impossible: making me want to read Levi Johnston's memoir. More »
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Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look younger ... it can make you look weirder." And! The highly quotable lady says of dating: "This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hook up every night for six months ... Then it's time to move on!" [NYDN] More »
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You guys, Sarah Palin had sex with a black person. Allegedly. More »
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If you're inappropriately amused by hearing legitimate news organizations report the wine cooler-infused, trashy details of two teens boning, you're in for a treat. In Levi Johnston's memoir, the former Playgirl model/mayoral candidate contradicts nearly everything Bristol Palin wrote in her book, ensuring that we have a weeks of folksy mudslinging ahead of us. More »
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Sarah Palin ran in the "Jump Right in and Run" half-marathon Sunday in Storm Lake, Iowa, and took second place with a time of 1 hour, 46 minutes, and 10 seconds. She ran under her maiden name, Sarah Heath, and didn't announce that she'd be running. Unfortunately, she probably won't be able to use such stealth tactics in the presidential race. More »
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Sarah Palin has her girl Christine O'Donnell's back. After a bizarre turn of events, in which O'Donnell was invited, then disinvited, then re-invited, to speak before Palin, a source close to Palin told The Wall Street Journal that the former governor wouldn't speak either. The source said Palin was concerned about the "continual lying." More »
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Two ladies who are not doing much of anything lately in terms of actual political power would like the world to remember that they exist too, and that they were doing this far-right gaffe-happy brunette thing before a certain Minnesota congresswoman. Yes, Christine O'Donnell is the warm-up act for Sarah Palin's Saturday speech at an Iowa tea party rally. More »
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Conservative women are up in arms about a critical piece about them in Elle. But not because it essentially portrays them of being privileged hypocrites, but because a headline writer referred to them as "Baby Palins." Seriously. More »
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According to a bunch of polls, Michele Bachmann has been slipping since Rick Perry entered the race, and she may not win the Iowa caucuses, which are five months away and won't itself guarantee the nomination for an election that is over a year away. Isn't this fun? More »
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A Pennsylvania father and son have been charged with threatening Sarah Palin and her family, calling her lawyer over 400 times and threatening to sexually assault Palin or kidnap her children. No matter what you think of the Palins, these men are awful, and they also seem to be pretty dumb: didn't they think directing their threats at Palin's lawyer might perhaps result in legal action? More »
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Yes, Sarah Palin's staff did in fact feed corn dogs to the press during her recent visit to the Iowa State Fair — but she/they did so much more than that. More »
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Just when you thought it was safe to wander the streets of America with a yoga mat tucked under your arm and a Starbucks cup in your hand, Sarah Palin has started revving the engine of her Constitution-strewn bus. Unsurprisingly, the announcement that she's taking her bus tour to Iowa includes a dig at all the fried-food-on-a-stick-hating liberals posing as Americans. More »
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Levi Johnston's 19-year-old sister Mercede (apparently their mother had a thing for naming her children after brands, but dropping the "s") poses nude and gives an interview in the September issue of Playboy, in which she talks so much shit on the entire Palin family. More »
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When Levi Johnston's sister Mercede was asked how she would feel if Sarah Palin were elected president, she really didn't hold back: More »
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One of my favorite things (okay, the only favorite thing) about Sarah Palin is her beautiful hair. So perhaps it's only fitting that her hair salon, the Beehive, should get its own two-part reality show. More »
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