<![CDATA[Jezebel: Sarah Dimuro]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Sarah Dimuro]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah dimuro http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah dimuro <![CDATA[How 'Jane' Virgin Sarah DiMuro Does Not Want To Lose Her Virginity]]> So did you check out 'Modern Love' in the New York Times over the weekend? The one with the 25-year-old virgin who works at an abortion clinic and gets jealous when her friends have pregnancy scares? Because she feels like a lack of sex, although not a big deal, is a really big deal? That is trapping her in childhood and preventing her from being a "real woman"? So she goes on the pill, for the hormones or something, and finally gets laid? But doesn't feel good until the moment after she takes the pregnancy test we all know the result of, in that moment before she actually knows the result, because she doesn't necessarily believe she isn't pregnant, even though she couldn't have sex before she took pills that would prevent her from being so? Wait, what?? We tracked down the one woman we thought might be able to shed some light on Kate McGovern's situation, renowned virginity expert — and 30-year-old virgin — Jane virginity bloggerSarah DiMuro. Her thoughts:
I read this in Bryant Park and I was just like, whooah. I'm biased, but I feel like she didn't help herself by actually having sex. It as weird to me that she felt 'not like a woman' before. On one hand she's surrounded by sex because she works at Planned Parenthood and she claims to have this really clinical view of sex, where she says it's a technicality, but then she says it's really important. For most of the column I was thinking she didn't really want it.
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=272110&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Moe's Date With 'Jane' Magazine's Virginal Dating Blogger Sarah DiMuro]]> Last Thursday I had a date with Sarah DiMuro, the 30 year old virgin-on-hiatus from her role as the Jane Magazine 30 year old virgin. We didn't have sex, though she gave me a hug (I think I initiated it) but she's not the kind of girl you really want to hug, not because she isn't warm and genuine, but because she's really fucking skinny — like, sub-100 pounds skinny, and I didn't want to break her with any help from my tremendous heft. Of course, she's also one of those skinny people who will make the flagrantly-false statement "But I'm the same size as you you!", which is the sort of assertion so absurd that anorexics know not to make it. So I'm going with "naturally thin." More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=266144&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vagina Monoblogs: Real Estate Mogul Alyssa Shelasky Moves In With Parents]]>
  • Virgin Chronicler Sarah DiMuro's BFF thinks Cute Blond May Be 'The One.' Which means: 1. Her blog is about to become even more boring than Alyssacentric 2. She will get laid in time for....the Beijing Olympics?
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248915&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Amazing Girls" Profiled In 'Times' Way Too Self-Actualized, Unmaterialistic For Selective Schools]]> We will save you the inevitable reading of yesterday's profoundly pointless Times story on the amazing girls of Newton, Mass who get rejection letters — inevitable because the customer base for this story, which is to say, overcapitalized parents whose willingness to do fucking anything to get their kids into an ever widening sliver of elite colleges is finally this month stymied by a barrage of thin envelopes (ha, catch that? we called them a 'customer base'! Such CYNICS, us bloggers! ) will probably push it past the one about training training husbands as if they were less intelligent, seafaring mammals being the key to happiness for longest stint on the 'Most Emailed List'. I mean, you did get bored enough to read 'What Shamu Taught Me About A Happy Marriage, right? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248840&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vagina Monoblogs Primer: Last Season In Planet Virgin]]> Wherein we recap the goings-on in the lives of the nation's various confessional ladybloggers and their experiences with love, sex, dating, and...in this case, uh, celibacy. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=244171&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Keeping Score On The Jane Magazine Virgin]]> For the past couple months, Jane Magazine has been publishing a blog on its website written by one Sarah Di Muro, who details her quest to get laid for the first time at age 29. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=238926&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Who needs condoms?]]> Poor Brandon Holley. Having given astoundingly unfunny 'comic' Sarah DiMuro a whole three months in which to lose her virginity and win a book deal after blogging her efforts, the Jane Magazine editor finds herself saddled with someone who couldn't apparently lose her virginity if she laid naked on the cobbles of the Meatpacking district on a Friday night. Worse still, DiMuro is strictly of the 'I had a grilled cheese sandwhich for lunch and gee I hate my mom' species of blogger. Witness: More »
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