Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) MeredithS

Are you still watching Grey's Anatomy? If so, sorry, brah — Sandra Oh is bailing after 10 seasons as lovable control freak Dr. Cristina Yang. Bailing GRACEFULLY. Ahem, Katherine Heigl. Says Oh:

"I've gone through a lot of therapy over this... I started thinking about it because I had to prepare myself. I gave myself two years to emotionally let go. At the end of last season, [show creator] Shonda [Rhimes] took me aside and said, 'What are your thoughts?' I said, 'I'm ready.'"

She wants Cristina's writeoff to be a happy ending. Not happy for us, 'cause we are that much closer to being all alone with the eponymous Meredith Grey, whose voiceovers makes me want to rip out my own butthole. SORRY NOT SORRY, SHONDA. (Love you.) [Us Weekly]


Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) MeredithS

The two-headed beast known as Kimye are planning a wedding that might be "cool and big and over the top" (which he wants) or small (which she wants, because her first big one didn't end up so well) and maybe in Paris.

So I predict it will be some kind of batshit Sean Parkeresque epic where the actual Eiffel Tower is on top of the wedding cake and baby Nori is suspended above in a pod made of diamonds. [Us Weekly]


Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith

A woman opted not to fornicate with noted asswipe Dominic Monaghan and this is what he texted her.

"My movies have made over 3 billion dollars. The show that I am currently on that I created plays in 120 countries. When did I ever say I wanted to have sex with you?! You appear riddled with herpes n smell odd. I couldn't invite you to one of my three houses I'd be nervous you would steal shit. Erase this number. N stop crying over me n replying... you keep hitting me up even when I treat you like the dumb dumb you are. Take. A. Hint. And a wash."

"Dumb dumb." The men of Lost are increasingly revealing themselves to be the WORST guys to be stranded on an island with. It's like raiiiyayyyyn on your wedding day! [Radar Online]


Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith

Riley Keough and Alex Pettyfer appear to be back together after breaking off their engagement in 2011. They were holding hands in the VIP area of a screening of The Butler, which renders the rumors that she had been hooking up with Robert Pattinson invalid. (Or at least it's over now.) So blah blah, Elvis's granddaughter, whatever. [Us Weekly]

Kristen Stewart has enrolled in UCLA. I did not know there was a scowling masters program there. [Vogue UK]


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