Sandra Bullock Wins Everything At The People's Choice Awards

[LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 08: Actress Sandra Bullock, winner of the Favorite Movie Actress, Favorite Dramatic Movie Actress and Favorite Comedic Movie Actress awards, poses in the press room at The 40th Annual People's Choice Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on January 8, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)]

Me, reading the info about these photos and her awards: "Uh-huh, oh she looks nice, oh good for her she won all those awards, I like Gravity, what a pretty dres—OH MY GOD THE SHOES. JESUS EVERLOVING CHRIST THESE SHOES."

Sandra Bullock Wins Everything At The People's Choice Awards

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