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			<title><![CDATA[So Long, Farewell, Let's All Go Have Some Cake]]></title>
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				On October 4, 2008, after about four panic attacks and three cans of Red Bull, the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5058983/welcome-weekend-warriors">first</a> Weekend Jezebel post appeared.  Two years later, Weekend Jezebel is still going strong, but it's time for me to say goodbye.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5654459/so-long-farewell-lets-all-go-have-some-cake" title="Click here to read more about So Long, Farewell, Let's All Go Have Some Cake">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 03 Oct 2010 18:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				What would <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/30/winnie-the-pooh-on-swine_n_193624.html">A.A. Milne say</a>?  Pigs are <a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/i/influenza/swine_influenza/index.html?scp=1-spot&sq=swine%20flu&st=cse">suffering from flu</a>; bears are <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/i-know-why-the-caged-bear-howls">being abused</a> for "medicine"; now, thousands of kangaroos are being <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/08/australia-kangaroo-cull">shot to death</a> in Australia.  [<a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/i/influenza/swine_influenza/index.html?scp=1-spot&sq=swine%20flu&st=cse">Times</a>, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/30/winnie-the-pooh-on-swine_n_193624.html">HuffPo</a>, <a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/i-know-why-the-caged-bear-howls">The Awl</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/08/australia-kangaroo-cull">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5245671/roo-the-day" title="Click here to read more about Roo The Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 May 2009 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				I hope this is the last of this sort of post I have to write in a long, long while, but today is the last day for yet another Jezebel staffer: Editorial assistant <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARIA-MERCEDES LARA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARIA-MERCEDES LARA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/maria_mercedes-lara/">Maria-Mercedes Lara</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5122085/how-do-you-find-a-word-that-means-maria" title="Click here to read more about How Do You Find A Word That Means Maria?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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