In today's Tweet Beat, RuPaul keeps all of our lives on track, Bill Clinton celebrates his 68th year on Earth and Juicy J knows exactly what's up.
Ignore your phone, keep your head up
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) August 19, 2014
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) August 19, 2014
I like like I'm in The Shining pic.twitter.com/8Q1DFe1rlj
— Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) August 19, 2014
I hate when I spell something wrong in a tweet
— Taco Manziel (@oddfuckingtaco) August 19, 2014
We need a default list of exactly all the shit that “it’s a woman thing” entails. Lol
— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) August 19, 2014
With new hair comes new responsibility.
— Catherine Lowe (@clmgiudici) August 19, 2014
Why does toast just always taste better at a restaurant than at home? 🍞
— Joe Zee (@mrjoezee) August 19, 2014
— Tony Hale (@MrTonyHale) August 19, 2014
How has no one started an unreliable sleeper-sofa chain called The Pull-Out Method?
— Wilson Bethel (@WilsonBethel) August 19, 2014
I can't imagine dumping bucket of ice water on oneself does much for the libido.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) August 19, 2014
Hello hotness ! Fun dates! pic.twitter.com/xWSjgP4HqV
— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) August 19, 2014
Mad blazing is going down right now
— juicy j (@therealjuicyj) August 19, 2014
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) August 19, 2014
Image via AP.