In Sunday’s Dirt Bag we reported Ruby Rose was kicked out of a New Orleans restaurant after a spat involving her throwing french fries at a bartender. The owner told NOLA.com Rose was entirely in the wrong, but Rose has since responded with her own version of events.

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She claims a bartender apologized for the restaurant’s slow service by offering a round of free drinks. After Rose explained she is sober, things got ugly. She writes (bold mine):

He then made some really rude and vulgar comments to the table. When someone makes repeated derogatory jokes about the sobriety I worked so hard to achieve, it’s hard not to react emotionally. So I threw a singular fry at him. Then he came back as we were getting ready to leave and continued making awful comments, so I continued with the fries. Every day I learn new lessons about handling cultural and social ignorance. I am deeply regretful to the French fry and I am regretful that I reacted at all. Maybe next time I won’t throw fries, then again, maybe next time that bartender won’t tell someone who is sober to “go call your f**king sponsor!”

On a scale of 1-10, this celebrity apology gets a 9.5. It’s unfortunate that Rose was made fun of for her sobriety, but at least it led to the rest of us being blessed with a line like, “So I threw a singular fry at him.”

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You know how tabloids like claiming Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in years? Well, Radar Online is reporting that he refuses to spend time with the 10-year-old because she’s being controlled by “evil spirits.” :(

They write:

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[Cruise] is now planning to free her with an “exorcism” — Scientology whistleblowers told RadarOnline.com exclusively...According to the sources, the 53-year-old Mission: Impossible star has been convinced by the cult-like religion that Suri should be considered a bad daughter.

Cruise’s reps completely denied all of this. Typical.

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[Radar Online]


I guess Blake Lively’s “tag” is spraying whipped cream on things?


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  • Will someone please tell Emily Ratajkowski that Prince is dead? [Us Weekly]
  • Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything. [Page Six]
  • Tyga might be dating LHH’s Karlie Redd. [People]
  • RHONJ’s James Marchese will not face charges for the weird plane incident with his wife last month. [TMZ]
  • •_•” - Bradley Cooper [Just Jared]

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