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Robert James Moore was simple American with a simple dream — to love and cherish Queen Elizabeth as providence intended. And when Queen Elizabeth wasn't receptive to his amorous overtures, hundreds of "strange and offensive" packages containing tokens of his affection in the form of 600-page letters and obscene photographs, he simply wouldn't take no for an answer, going to far as to move across the pond to be closer to her. More »
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So, just to recap: The marriage is rumored to be a "secret" deal just to produce an heir, Prince Albert is facing a separate paternity test, and he and Charlene spent a night in different hotels during their "honeymoon." Sounds like a fairytale. More »
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Yes, it's up. In future, they're hinting at exclusive content and a wedding live-stream. Avid royal-watchers will still get a kick out of info on the wedding route, the palace and the history. But then, avid royal-watchers will probably know all that already. More »
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In this ad for season two of Royal Pains, Mark Feuerstein sports a pair of gleaming, hairless android feet. The operation must have taken place during the show's hiatus, since in last year's ad he still had hobbit feet. More »
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With "only" five months to go, Kate Middleton is allegedly embarking on some punishing fitness regimen. More »
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As though elk-hunt threesomes and sex romps weren't enough, the Swedish royal family is being rocked by another scandal: their Nazi past. More »
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After the Nazi costume, the animal cruelty allegations, the paparazzi brawls, a weakness for the Ginger Prince was nothing to admit to. But now that he's Eligible Bachelor #1, some people say he's growing up. More »
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In a surprising announcement, Wimbledon officials have decided that Serena Williams will not be playing in front of the Queen, despite the US tennis champ's obvious excitement about the opportunity. But why? More »
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Last week, in Barbara Ehrenreich's Huffington Post essay entitled "Bonfire Of The Princesses," the Nickel And Dimed author wrote: "Disney likes to think of the Princesses as role models, but what a sorry bunch of wusses they are. Typically, they spend much of their time in captivity or a coma, waking up only when a Prince comes along and kisses them... The Princesses have no ambitions and no marketable skills, although both Snow White and Cinderella are good at housecleaning." Today, Trey Ellis posts a rebuttal, "In Defense Of Princesses." As a father, Ellis has a different perspective. More »
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