"And no matter what you read anywhere, Rosie Perez is also coming back, after she is done rehearsing her play," said Rosie O'Donnell on The View Thursday, after announcing that Whoopi Goldberg was still getting over her back issues and would return to the show Tuesday.

"Her play, the new Larry David play that she's starring in, opens soon and then she will be back here at her job, regardless of what you hear on other shows or read in other magazines, as I did last night at 11:40 and went [mimes typing and saying 'What the fuck?!']." Well, we've heard that before.