You think the USA is not the best country in the world? THINK AGAIN!
The Olympics are all about winning. The winning is all about the USA. This country is the best on earth not just because of gymnastics and swimming and beach volleyball—three of the most important and prestigious sports that ever were elected to Olympic sports—but because of diving and man-swimming and tennis (Serena lost but she is still the best tennis player who ever lived) and because of beat matching, an underrated sport that NBC is not airing because it is owned by Pennsylvanians. Pennsylvania hates winning! New York! USA! USA! USA!