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Get Ready For Snooki Jeans, Snooki Perfume, And Snooki Lingerie

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 11:30:00 EST

To further her plan for wold domination, Snooki — author, slipper-wearer, and cultural touchstone to millions — will soon be pimping a slew of licensed products, including jewelry (a NYE ball necklace!), clothing, and sunglasses. [NYPost]

Kate Moss Doesn't Worry, Is Happy; Will Lady Gaga Be On The Cover Of Cosmo?

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:30:00 EST

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Kate Moss has beauty advice: "Moisturise, sleep — and happiness: that's a beauty secret. I know I look different when I'm happy." Perhaps because you can't bottle feeling good, she'd like instead to expand into a line of cosmetics. [ToL]

The Five Fashionable Harvard Majors You Meet In The Recession

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:20:00 EDT

Harvard is broke. Tapping the vast potential value of its own good name, Harvard signed a licensing deal with an apparel manufacturer. And the menswear label Harvard Yard was born! More »

Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:30:00 EDT

One of Annie Leibovitz's Louis Vuitton ads with astronauts Sally Ride, Buzz Aldrin, and Jim Lovell is out. (Gorby was busy that weekend.) [WWD]
Karl Lagerfeld: "Ballet is an extraordinary art: this torture of the body to make something so graceful. All this hard work, to look effortless."

Theyskens Sticks To His Guns At Nina Ricci; Retail Bigwigs Trade Insults

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:20:00 EST

Olivier Theyskens is holding true to the fundamentals. “When the economy changes, it’s not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate,” he said, after showing his pre-fall collection for Nina Ricci. [WWD]

Would You Listen To Abba With This Guy?

Megan Carpentier — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Oh, John. Back in 2000, you were a Maverick, almost Tom Cruise-like, with your rakish smile and your willingness to buck the system that we all hated so much. You charmed us, led us to believe that you were different than all those other pilots in all those other bars who would try and fail to sing to our souls, or at least different than George W. Bush. And, like Tom Cruise isn't Maverick in real life but a crazy, Scientology-proselytizing, silent-birth having freak, so, too, have your days of playing The Maverick come to an end. We know the truth, and no karaoke can change that, not the Righteous Brother and not Abba. With Moe a little snowed under this morning, Spencer Attackerman Ackerman of the Washington Independent joins me to talk about what sucks about you. And there's kind of a lot. More »

Pat Buchanan Thinks You Should Be More Thankful For Slavery, Barry Obama

Moe — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Pat Buchanan is entreating the black people of America to be more grateful to America bringing them here in "slave ships." I mean, they got welfare and methadone maintenance and forced Christianity and eventually the right to consider themselves fully human! Where is the gratitude, black people? And no, that is not my word; it's all Pat's. And the news of the day does not get much more uplifting. Remember that guy who founded that (ingeniously named, I might add) anti-Hillary 527 Citizens United Not Timid? Speaking of cunts he outed Eliot Spitzer because they fuck some of the same ones, which is to say those of high class whores, and also he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon. Cunts are a theme today actually, because the Washington Post spent 24 hours following the 24-hour news cycle on the day Jane Fonda said the word "cunt" on TV, an exercise that seemed profoundly depressing, and speaking of depressing 4,000 Americans have officially given their lives to the Iraq and the only uplifting thing is that Peggy Noonan found Obama's speech uplifting. She actually sat there and thought, Go America, Go. Was it the first and last time in our adult lives any of us will have that thought? Hint: Likely! Megan Carpentier of Glamocracy and I depress one another after the jump. Happy Easter folks! More »