Jezebel: Rod Stewart

Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers

Lauri Apple — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 10:30:30 EST

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Natalie Portman's Best Actress trophy at last night's Critic's Choice Movie Awards was Black Swan's only victory of the night, even though it was nominated in 12 different categories. The Facebook movie snuck up from behind, winning three awards.

Michael Lohan Swears Off Speaking To The Press About Lindsay

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:16:00 EDT

On the eve of Lindsay Lohan's probation violation hearing, Michael Lohan has issued a statement saying he'll never speak to the media about her again, after having a "conversation last night, with someone who means alot [sic] to me."

Rod Stewart, 65, Is Still Making Babies

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:13:00 EDT

Rod Stewart is about to become a dad (again) at the ripe old age of 65. This will be the second child for Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster, and the seventh for the rocker. Forever young, indeed. More »

Angelina's Dialect Coach Denies Affair; Prince Inspired By Football

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST

Shocker: Angelina Jolie's dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn, says that story in In Touch about an affair is "total bullshit." Samuelsohn tells Radar:

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. More »

Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:

Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]

A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Damn Yankee Alex Rodriguez — previously linked to Madonna — was seen MAKING OUT with Kate Hudson in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [Page Six]

"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:

Spotted: Rolling Stone's Gross Gossip Girl Cover; Kanye Charged For Attacking Paparazzi

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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Leighton Meester and Blake Lively share an ice cream cone on Rolling Stone's new cover. The girl-on-girl antics continue inside, with the girls sucking on a Twizzler and each other's thumbs.

Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST

Last night TMZ reported that Lindsay & Sam broke up. [TMZ]

Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Amy Winehouse and Blake Formerly Incarcerated: Dunzo. He's left her for a German model; she's admitted that it was never going to last and that they were "only together for sex." Keep in mind that this report comes from a terribly disreputable paper. [News Of The World, Page Six]
By the by, Blake Fielder-Civil's jail sentence appeal was refused by two judges. [The Sun]
"Impeccable" sources say Guy Ritchie is banking $70 million of Madonna's money as part of the divorce settlement. That kind of cash will buy a lot of rounds at the pub! [Perez Hilton]
Oy, Alex Rodriguez is a "Kabbalah school dropout." Madonna will not be happy about this. [MSNBC]
That was quick: Michael Jackson has settled his court case in which be was being sued by a sheikh. [BBC News]
Bloody hell. The Twilight sequel has been greenlit. [UPI]

Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family. She claims Steven Burky has been "stalking and harassing" her, sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country." The guy showed up at her house and said, "God has sent me a vision of you being persecuted in some manner that may result in your death." Burky has a blog called Satanic Panic, on which he wrote: "Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ..." [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan "sobbed in the street" after her fight with Samantha Ronson, and this report claims it was physical, with Sam "throwing punches" on the dancefloor when she saw LL dancing with her ex Calum Best. [The Sun]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached an agreement regarding their divorce! Guy is refusing to take a single penny, and they'll share custody of the kids, except Lourdes, who will stay with her mom. [This Is London, Times of London]

Rod Stewart Meets, Is Mauled By Random Stiletto

Anna Holmes — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:50:00 EST

Rod Stewart Reels It In

Anna Holmes — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:50:00 EST

Angelina Hits NYC With New Tattoos

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Angelina was on the red carpet in New York over the weekend, talking about her family. "Everybody's great," she said. "The babies are getting big and healthy and developing personalities." She says she has been a "little bit" sleep deprived but she and Brad find relief: "We have some help a couple of nights a week, so on those nights we catch up on our sleep." [UPI]
Brad Pitt was there too: They are obviously not broken up. [Daily News]
More from Angie: "Even if we lock our door, the children come knocking. We often try to have a bath alone together at the end of the night and sit and talk, but they hear the water and want to jump in. But it’s fun and it’s lovely – the thing about having six is once you’ve passed three or four, it’s so crazy anyway that it’s just more chaos and it’s all OK." When asked if she feels if she has completed her family, Angie said, "No." [Mirror]
Angie somehow found time for two new tattoos: She now has the map coordinates of Nice, France, where her twins were born. [LA Times]
But! As for adopting more kids Angie says: "I think we're going to wait a little while." [People]

Quit The Naked Housework, Ladies: Male Commitment Is Genetic

Anna North — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:00:00 EDT

On the heels of The Re-education of the Female, which suggests that women keep their men by doing chores in sexy outfits, comes a study implying that male fidelity may have more to do with genetics than wifely subservience. According to scientists at the Karolinska Institute (sounds like a ballet studio, actually a Swedish medical school), two in five men carry a gene variant that makes them less likely to commit to women. The Daily Mail calls it "the love-rat gene" — presumably in reference to Rod Stewart's appearance in the accompanying photo — and it apparently has a surprising number of social and sexual effects. More »

Rod Stewart Misses The Ball

Anna Holmes — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:50:00 EDT

Did Heath Ledger Father A Love Child?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Is there a Heath Ledger love child? When Heath was 17, he dated a 25-year-old woman who gave birth to a baby girl after the relationship ended. [People]

Luke Wilson Golf Wear: What The World Needs Now

Jennifer — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Luke Wilson is "designing" a line of golf products and accessories for Puma. Ah, the insatiable American hunger for the consumption of stuff and celebrity! Or the perception of the insatiability, or whatever. [WWD, sub req'd]

"WHEN THE HELL DID 39-YEAR-OLD WOMEN GET...

Moe — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:20:00 EST

"WHEN THE HELL DID 39-YEAR-OLD WOMEN GET TO BE SO SEXY SEE PG. 116" promises the April issue of Esquire. And hey, look, Rachel Hunter, she does look good. But as so often happens with Esquire and its attempts to make beautiful women seem also classy and intelligent and deep and wise, they give Hunter the customary "What I've Learned" interview... and fail to call her out on something kind of big. Click the pic to see what I'm talking about. More »

Angelina Jolie Won't Be Buying Her Baby Clothes Online

dodai — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:00:00 EST

Angelina Jolie: Probably not reading this right now. "As Brad knows, I don't really how to turn on a computer." [People]

We Love A Man Who Loves A Tall Woman

Anna Holmes — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:40:00 EDT

Hugh Hefner Somehow Procreating

Moe — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:09:18 EDT

Alpha Girl Next Door Holly Madison to make the octogenarispawn of Hef. [Rush & Molloy]