Robin Thicke is NOT sexist, you guys. He LOVES and RESPECTS women AND he DOES know what rhymes with "hug me," so lay off. What? Do you want him to start a talk show to prove it? Fine! He will! Robin Thick the Anti-Sexist will put together a talk show and have on guests like Anti-Racist Paula Deen and Anti-Skuzzball Anthony Weiner and THEN we'll see who the real sexist is.

(Sarcasm aside, comedian Eliot Glazer is a real gem.)