Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines lyrics (i.e., "Crossing blurred lines!" and "Talk about getting blasted").
This isn't the first time Thicke, Master and Commander of the High Sleaze, has been accused of getting close to a fan — remember the infamous butt-grope-stagram? — but, whatever, we have no idea what's going on. Maybe he and his wife have an open relationship. Maybe she doesn't care what he does when he dons his ridiculous dance-vest and his pinky ring. Or maybe Robin Thicke is just the worst. Several incriminating photos at the link. [ONTD]