Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His WifeS

Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines lyrics (i.e., "Crossing blurred lines!" and "Talk about getting blasted").

This isn't the first time Thicke, Master and Commander of the High Sleaze, has been accused of getting close to a fan — remember the infamous butt-grope-stagram? — but, whatever, we have no idea what's going on. Maybe he and his wife have an open relationship. Maybe she doesn't care what he does when he dons his ridiculous dance-vest and his pinky ring. Or maybe Robin Thicke is just the worst. Several incriminating photos at the link. [ONTD]


Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His Wife

This is really, really awful: Ke$ha's mom Pebe Sebert says that her daughter "almost died" from weight bullying. According to her, Ke$ha's manager David Sonenberg screamed at her on a conference call, "You need to lose weight! I don't care what you do... take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your throat!" If this is true, he should never be allowed to work again. [People]


Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His Wife

In much better news, Beyoncé and Jay Z will be performing together at the Grammys. YES. SERFBOARDT. [Us]


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