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			<title><![CDATA[Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jay-Z</strong> claimed on the <i>Friday Night With Jonathan Ross</i> that he's responsible for some of <strong>Beyonce's</strong> famous moves: "She's a magnificent performer. I steal routines from her. She steals from me. The 'uh-oh' dance - that was me." [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1252475/So-Beyonce--moves-did-Jay-Z-teach-you.html#ixzz0gBKsUOmf">DailyMail</a>]</li><ul></ul></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5476612/jay+z-takes-credit-for-beyonces-moves-growing-pains-star-is-missing" title="Click here to read more about Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy Awards]]></title>
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				At last night's very long, and very crowded, Grammy Awards, most of the audience members were just as confused, annoyed, and distracted as the viewers at home.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5461570/the-look-of-music-faces-of-the-grammy-awards/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Wait wait wait wait. Did<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> spend the night at<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonsegel" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonsegel" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jasonsegel/">Jason Segel</a></strong>'s house?</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5420477/did-lindsay--jason-segel-hook-up-is-madonna-adopting-again" title="Click here to read more about Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GISELE BUNDCHEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GISELE BUNDCHEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gisele-bundchen/">Gisele Bundchen</a></strong> married <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOM BRADY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOM BRADY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tom-brady/">Tom Brady</a> </strong>again, this time in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COSTA RICA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COSTA RICA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/costa-rica/">Costa Rica</a>. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97CMCBG0&show_article=1">Breitbart</a>, <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2009/04/06/gisele-bundchen-gets-hitched-again-115875-21257560/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5200210/gunfire-at-gisele--toms-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna Hints That Guy Is "Emotionally Retarded"]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Did Madonna get "bored" playing dress-up on the English countryside? Andrew Morton writes that when friends found out the formerly skanky downtown vegetarian was out shooting birds, they gave the relationship 5 years. He adds: "The one thing Madonna hates more than chaos in her life is failure." Ritchie's movies "opened to less than rapturous reviews," but Madonna's new movie received high praise. "She has proved that she can live with fake. But not with failure." [<a href="http://thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-10-15/why-madge-got-bored/1/">The Daily Beast</a>]
<li>Guy Ritchie spent the day his divorce was announced filming interior scenes for <em>Sherlock Holmes</em>. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20233403,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]
<li>Oh, snap: Guy Ritchie reportedly wants "not one penny" of Madonna's estimated £300 million fortune. Plus, he hates Kabbalah. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1816131.ece">The Sun</a>]
<li>Madonna hired divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, who repped Prince Motherfucking Charles, as well as Sir Paul McCartney. And yeah, there's no pre-nup. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-15-madge-has-hired-prince-charles-divorce-lawyer">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Madonna in concert: "This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do." [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/10/16/madonna-and-guy-the-gloves-are-off-with-emotionally-retarded-slur-115875-20809801/">Mirror</a>]
<li>A source says Gwyneth Paltrow "begged" Madonna all summer "not to be an idiot" and let her marriage fall apart. Gwynnie wanted them to keep it together for the kids. [<a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a132757/paltrow-begged-madonna-to-save-marriage.html">Digital Spy</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5064375/madonna-hints-that-guy-is-emotionally-retarded" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Hints That Guy Is "Emotionally Retarded"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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