Rihanna's new line of Botwear Premieres at Fall 2033 Fashion Planet Week

Imagine this: It’s 2033. Humans and robots co-exist. What will Jezebel headlines look like? Write some for us. The best one will be featured as the headline of an upcoming post featuring the runners-up. Click through for more examples!

Maybe…

99-Year-Old Joan Rivers Covers the Red Carpet for Bot TV, Calls Bots “Chunky”

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Bot Helmets Make their Runway Debut

Entries should be sent to [email protected] with “Svedka Bot Headline Contest” as the subject line. Due date is noon on Friday, March 19.

In the meantime, we’ll be sipping on a Fem Bot, made with Svedka, the No. 1 vodka of 2033, obviously.

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