A mere 24 hours after professing his love for Rihanna to the world (or, more accurately, the 6.5 million people watching), Drake and Rihanna went to dinner together on Monday night, and we all know what that means!


The Hollywood Life reports the couple...of friends...were spotted entering Nobu, a famed Japanese restaurant in TriBeCa. Rihanna wore a “sexy white shirt dress that show off her toned legs,” while Drake opted for “a varsity jacket, black t-shirt, and khaki pants.”

They probably ate plate after plate of sushi and some black cod with miso (the house specialty), all while drinking a couple bottles of the best sake on the menu.


They probably played footsie with each other under the table, and mouthed “I love you” to each other every time they knew someone was looking—just for the thrill of it.

They probably said, “Can we just have the check?” when asked if they had any interest in seeing the dessert menu, and then they probably winked at each other. Or, I guess Drake winked at Rihanna, and Rihanna just blinked. But it was probably a very sexy blink.

And then, well, you know what they did...


Rihanna took a car to her hotel and watched 10 Cloverfield Lane, and Drake took another car to his hotel and watched Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip because he couldn’t figure out how to change the channel.


Wow what a great headline.


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