​Rihanna and Drake Are Back Together For Real This Time (Again)

Rihanna and the loneliest boy in Canada, Drake are officially a thing. The two mononyms have been "virtually inseparable" as Drake's been touring around in Europe. I am a fan of this news. Honestly, did anybody else get the feeling that Drake's latest album "Nothing was the Same" was basically one 15-track booty call to Rihanna? And by booty call I mean whole-hearted and sensitive relationship proposal because let's be real, it's Drake. [TM-Zed]



​Rihanna and Drake Are Back Together For Real This Time (Again)

Lady Gaga has had it up to HERE with the Katy Perry comparisons (Katy com-Perry-sons?). At her SXSW keynote session, where she dressed like a performer in the upcoming production of Battlefield Earth on Ice, she demonstrated a grave misunderstanding of the medium of pop music and also the point of pop music. She explained:

"I don't know what the fuck-all I have to do with Katy Perry…Our music is so completely different. I couldn't be more different, really. I really don't fit in pop music in a way, but I came through it and I'd like to think I changed it in some way so you can feel like you don't have to fit into a mold."

Also, sometimes I don't know if she listens to herself. [Billboard]



Rob Ford's brother Doug Ford called Kevin Spacey an "arrogant S.O.B." for not taking a photo with him backstage at Jimmy Kimmel Live and Kevin Spacey duly responded. [Hollywood Reporter]

Donald Trump will not be running for governor of New York, something he describes as "a race I would have won." You can stop counting your dehydrated food rations and come out of the bunker. [Raw Story]

Miley Cyrus got a yellow cat crying a single tear tattooed to the inside of her bottom lip. I am 100% sure it's a self-portrait. [Digital Spy]

Jennifer Hudson will no longer be the "ambassador" for Weight Watchers. [People]

Here's Bachelor-no-longer Juan Pablo's good-bye blog post if you're interested in the ramblings of a man-child getting paid to thank the people paying him. [People]

In other Gaga news, the woman who vomited on Lady Gaga in the name of ARTPOP would like Demi Lovato to take it down a notch after Lovato accused them of glamorizing bulimia. Please don't take it down a notch, Ms. Lovato. [TMZ]

Nicole Scherzinger might be finally engaged to her rumored fiancé, Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton. Apparently he'd asked her three times before she said yes. [Bossip]

Jason Derulo recruited every celebrity ever to lip-sync for his "Talk Dirty" music video, including One Direction, Bret Michaels, Ariana Grande, and Larry King. It's basically the 'We Are The World' of 2014. [Just Jared]

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