This Week We Made A Series of Ill-Advised Investments

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By Jessica G. Oct 19, 2007 8:00 PM 4,708

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This Week We Made A Series of Ill-Advised Investments

We admitted to wasting our money on rampant Von Douchebaggery.
Jennifer invested her booty in a pole dancing class.
She should have taken lessons from nascent skank, 9-year-old Kylie Kardashian.
We questioned Oprah's involvement with alleged puree plagiarist Jessica Seinfeld.
We thought that Page Six should rescind its stock in Richard Johnson's salary after his unrepentant misogyny.
Moe took one for the team by sacrificing her anus for Alli.
Anna encouraged you to spend your cash on a dude ranch vacay to rope in a cowboy.
And Jezebel made an investment in me.

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