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Balloon Boy On His Way To Being A Rock Star

Balloon Boy On His Way To Being A Rock Star Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, has formed a band with his brothers Bradford and Ryo. The Bear Scratch promotes their dad's product, which is some kind of stick you rub yourself against if your back itches. Merry Christmas!

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