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				I almost feel bad picking on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marieclaire" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marieclaire" href="http://jezebel.com/#!marieclaire/">Marie Claire</a></em> dating blogger <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richsantos" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richsantos" href="http://jezebel.com/#!richsantos/">Rich Santos</a> because even though he's the magazine's resident <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/men/characteristics-of-strong-women">expert on women</a>, I'm beginning to think he never gets laid. And normally I would just think that was a shame, but in this instance, it's actually pathetic. I mean, the title of his column is "Sex and the Single Guy," when the reality of the situation might just be "The Single Guy." Naturally, though, Santos believes <em>his</em> unattached status is because he <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/men/dating-diaries-blog-info#author_id5707">hasn't met the right girl</a> yet, where as single women are that way because they are <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/men/bad-dating-habits">behaving incorrectly</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5778919/the-difference-between-good--bad-girls-according-to-one-idiot" title="Click here to read more about The Difference Between &quot;Good&quot; & &quot;Bad&quot; Girls, According To One Idiot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Recently, <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/"><em>Marie Claire</em> dating blogger</a> and <a href="http://jezebel.com/5046813/">occasional</a> Jezebel <a href="http://jezebel.com/5068288/dear-marie-claire-dude-blogger-please-make-us-your-wing+women">target</a> Rich Santos e-mailed me with an intriguing (though naive) offer: Taking one of us out on a date to prove he is not "an ignorant beast."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5130017/marie-claire-dating-blogger-leaves-us-speechless" title="Click here to read more about Marie Claire Dating Blogger Leaves Us Speechless">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Dear <em>Marie Claire</em> Blogger <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/">Rich Santos</a>, We loved your recent post, <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/katie-holmes-sighting-new-york">"What I Learned From Stalking Katie Holmes,"</a> in which you mention your need for a wing-woman, someone capable of "managing my public relations by putting me in a great light." You're so charming, from your fresh, unstereotypical observations in <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/men-women-similiarities-sexes">"8 Ways I'm Like a Woman"</a> to your <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/stalking-being-stalked-stalker">sensitive portrayal of stalking</a>, that we can't imagine why you can't get women on your own. But if you really need a wing-woman, we really hope you pick her from the Jezebel staff!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5068288/dear-marie-claire-dude-blogger-please-make-us-your-wing+women" title="Click here to read more about Dear Marie Claire Dude Blogger, Please Make Us Your Wing-Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We were going to get all pissy about the <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/sarah-palin-crush-politics?">inane <em>Marie Claire</em></a> dating blogger, Rich Santos, who says he has a crush on Sarah Palin because he's immature and she would "provide the kind of structure I need," but then he writes this: "Remember when I said I was too lazy to thrust my hips during sex?" Yeah.  [<a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/dating/sarah-palin-crush-politics?">Marie Claire</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046813/" title="Click here to read more about 
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