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Soap opera-dreamy pair Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are preparing to tie the knot! More »
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Today is the day that everyone pretends that they didn't make fun of Amy Winehouse and her demons, at least a little bit. It's all fun and games until someone ends up dead at age 27.

The singer reportedly spent Friday with her mom, who remarked that during their time together, she seemed out of it, and that it was "only a matter of time" before drugs and alcohol claimed her daughter's life. [ONTD]

Her dad was on a flight to New York when the news broke that his daughter had passed. He is "devastated." [Digital Spy]

Courtney Love is reportedly "gutted" by her passing, saying she tried twice to help her. [ONTD]

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• Courteney Cox and David Arquette announced today that they've been separated for several months. They said in a joint statement that they need, "to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage."

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• "She's not involved in this collection," said Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah just before his show commenced this afternoon, Paris time. He was referring, of course, to "artistic adviser" Lindsay Lohan, whose future at Ungaro had long been in doubt. [WWD]

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• Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]

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• Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
• Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.

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• Michael Phelps isn't really looking for a girlfriend. "I am 23 now and if I went out with a girl she wouldn’t see much of me until I get past 30," he explains. That's just silly! Ladies see plenty of you. When you're wearing a swimsuit. [Daily Express]
• David and Victoria Beckham's "car crash" was actually just a car that got all scratched and jacked up when it was left parked at the airport. Posh's rep says: "There was no car crash." [Perez Hilton]
• Barack Obama has asked Jennifer Hudson to sing the national anthem on Thursday at the Democratic National Convention before his address. She is "thrilled" and "excited." [People]
• Was "vote or die" Diddy asked not to come to the DNC? [MSNBC]
• Oh, dear: Justin "I'm A Mac" Long seen kissing Kirsten Dunst. [Rush & Molloy]
• More barftastic car crash terrible can't-look-away Heidi Montag video pix. Sorry. [ONTD]

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• Did John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston break up? Sources say she's been dumped. Gah! An unnamed, possibly non-trustworthy, totally random source says: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together." Is it a good or a bad thing? And how long will we have to hear the "desperate single" gossip about Jen? [Mirror]
• Britney and her sons are wearing white on the cover of OK!. And she, uh, doesn't want Jayden and Preston to have careers in showbiz. "But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood," she says. Is it "normal" to be on the cover of a trashy tabloid with your weave-wearing mom? (More in Midweek Madness!) [MSNBC]
• Britney went to a party! And her dad went with her! And she didn't drink! And people say she looked good! [E!]
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie are "on the very cusp" of adopting a little girl from Malawi. Her name is Mercy and Madonna "fell in love" with her at an orphanage last year. [The Sun]

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• Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to kicking and spitting at police officers after screaming foul words at a British Airways employee. Naomi was heard on the phone saying: "They have lost my fucking bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer." What? Like you don't say that all the time. Please. [The Sun]
• Didja hear? Jamie Lynn Spears squeezed out a daughter named Maddie Briann yesterday. Good luck, kid! Er, kids. [E!]
• Not that you needed to know this but: JLS didn't have a C-section. [ET]
• Casey Aldridge was so nervous the first time he held his new daughter — birthed by girlfriend Jamie Lynn Spears — that he said he was afraid he's drop her. Aw. [TMZ]
• "[Jamie Lynn] is awfully young to be a momma, but that's what they make [grandmothers] for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends." —JLS's distant cousin Margie Busby. [People]
• Britney might move back to Louisiana. [Us]
• Snoop Dogg's new country video is out! "Country music is the most underrated music in the world," Snoop, who dedicates the song to Johnny Cash, says. "It always has the test of time, it's great, it's heartfelt, and it touches people no matter what color they are or where they're from." [People]

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Okay, so I knew who Sienna Miller was, but I didn't know that she was dating someone named Rhys Ifans — throughout the story I actually thought "Ifans" was UK slang for the iPhone enabled citizen paparazzi, so I was sort of confused — and he is older than her and she is super happy. "The big, big thing I've discovered, the big secret, is that it's all about how happy you are. People forget your flaws and imperfections if they see you're happy." Put another way, they forget your existence if they see you are happy and it's with someone who the photo evidence would not be sufficiently valuable to make it worthwhile trying to destroy said happiness, but whatever. Oh! She's in a movie with Keira Knightley written by Keira Knightley's mom and she claims she had to gain weight for the part. (Lindsay Lohan was supposed to have the role.) (God what a fucking trainwreck just typing those words….) (Click pic for more.) More »
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• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden did not get married this weekend, despite reports by Star magazine that they were having a $2 million wedding. But! Joel did post fake wedding pictures on his band's blog with a message that read: "I've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer I could give them was that I didn't know we were having one." In the pix, he and Nicole are gorillas. [E!]
• Amy Winehouse agreed to sing at the party of a Russian billionaire, but when she showed up in Moscow, she was "in no condition" to appear on stage. Organizers spent two hours trying to pull her together, and a source says "she put on a terrific show." [Rush & Molloy]
• You may have heard that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama have an e-mail relationship: But did you know that Scarlett's brother Hunter works for the senator? [Page Six]
• M.I.A., whom this paper calls a "lady rapper," is engaged! Check out her bling. [Rush & Molloy]
• Tim Russert's heart was enlarged. [People]

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• Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans: DUNZO! He was jealous, they were doing the long distance thing, it's over. She did the dumping. [The Sun]
• "I dyed my hair pink this afternoon in my own bathroom." — Lily Allen, at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards last night. It looks cute! [E!]
• Whoops. Lily got so drunk she had to be carried out of the awards by a bouncer. Two words: Open bar. [The Sun]
• More pix of Lily being carried out: Love the way she clutches her award. [This Is London]
• "It started out as a tea party and wound up like a women’s prison movie. There were shivs out on the table." — Rosie O'Donnell, on The View. [Fox News]
• Remember Adnan Ghalib, the dude who squired Britney for a spell? He received death threats after attempting to sell a sex tape starring Brit. Oh, and he was stabbed after a video of you-know-who doing a striptease was set to hit the web. "I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile," he says. Good idea. [The Sun]

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• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to International Women's Day Gets Little International Love: "is it just me, or does that logo look like the international symbol for fisting?" We say: what's the international symbol for awesome? • Worst, in response to Sienna Miller & Rhys Ifans To Wed; Kimora Knocked Up?: "Well, now we know why Star Jones was wearing a bitch face the other day." We say: doesn't she wear bitchface every day? More »
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• Sienna Miller has reportedly finally agreed to marry Rhys Ifans — after he asked a third time. Summer wedding, you guys. With guests like Kate Moss and Keira Knightley! [Mirror]

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Natalie Portman is sick of being offered the same degrading roles over and over again. "It's the virgin-whore thing in evidence to the greatest extent. That's really been bothering." In non-hooker casting news, Bollywood star Mallika Sherawat is playing a female yogi in The Aquarian Gospel , a film based on the myth that Jesus visited India. Also, Mad Men's January Jones has been cast in The Boat That Rocked alongside Kenneth Branagh and Rhys Ifans. The Boat is about pirate DJs (seriously). January plays an American woman who visits the DJs on the boat and falls in love with Ifans. They had us at "pirate DJs." [Mirror, Reuters, Variety] More »
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Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah's clothing line, called Twenty8Twelve , has been the focus of much buzz because of Sienna's obvious notoriety. But are the duds any good? Sienna's boytoy Rhys Ifans described their fall/winter 2007 collection as "Somewhere in the hinterland between statuesque and... floaty." Uh, ok! Well their spring/summer 2007 collection is now available on ShopBop, and Ifans' "floaty" descriptor still holds true. The nine pieces available are black and white basics with an over-reliance on ruffles. None of the line is offensive or ugly, but it's certainly over-priced: $310 for a black silk tank with some flair tacked on the front? No thanks, lady. Check out the rest of the collection, after the jump. More »
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• Angelina Jolie: Probably not reading this right now. "As Brad knows, I don't really how to turn on a computer." [People]

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• Scott Baio tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan Saturday in L.A. The couple have a newborn daughter. Good luck, kids! [People]

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