Let’s be clear: Erika Jayne (a.k.a Erika Girardi of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) is no Nicki Minaj. She’s no M.I.A. But that’s because Erika Jayne is Erika Jayne.

MOMMY.

Releasing the video for her new song “How Many Fucks?” just in time for part one of the RHoBH reunion special, Erika reminds us all that, in addition to being the latest (and lone interesting) Housewife of Beverly Hills, she is also a recording artist with eight number one singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart (source: Yolanda Foster).

BABY.

I cannot speak to the quality of “Zero Fucks.” What I can speak to, however, is how I just pulled out all of my eyelashes in order to make 100 wishes for my bod to look half as good as Erika’s when I’m 44. (Or now.)

GOOD BUTTS.

Images via YouTube.