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In response to international outcry over a photo of a female protester getting her clothing ripped off as she was dragged through the streets of Cairo, the Egyptian government has finally dropped the "they were provoking us!" act an issued an apology. The military junta in charge of the government has vowed to root out those responsible for all the lady assault and punish them. Self-regulation of a borderline totalitarian regime is a great call. That always leads to justice! More »
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I doubt any of us needed much help imagining exactly what the infamous male "shaper undergarment" would look like. But too bad! Here's a visual! A video visual! And yes, it's that much harder to scrub from the brain! [Reuters] More »
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"World Cup fever has spread to South African grannies, with hundreds of poor, elderly women in aprons and skirts fighting for the ball in township games." [Reuters] More »
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Two Saturday Reuters headlines, one position: First Lady. While the media claims Michelle Obama is struggling to change herself for the role of the President's wife, they also find that Cindy McCain is already the perfect fit! (Click to enlarge.) [Reuters, Yahoo News] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5075136&view=rss&microfeed=true It's only Wednesday, but that doesn't mean we can't give you a little Hump Day critter cuteness. Three white tigers were born last month at the Shirotori Zoo in western Japan. (The newbies don't have names yet; any suggestions?) These dudes are virtually extinct in the wild, but there are seven in residence at the Shirotori. Check out the ridiculously cute squeaky noises the little guy makes at the end. It's like he's trying to roar but he just can't get the hang of it. More »
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Esteemed architect and Angelina Jolie impregnator, Brad Pitt, will help design a new luxury hotel in Dubai. • Speaking of Angie, she is on speaking terms with her father, actor John Voight, again. • Clay Aiken is going to have a boy! How long until TMZ starts making cracks about the baby's sexuality? [Reuters, Perez Hilton, & TMZ] More »
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Somehow, this Reuters headline... More »
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Concerned citizens of London are banding together in an effort to aid the dispossessed and desperate hordes of runway refugees currently arriving in the U.K. for the city's fashion week festivities, according to reports coming out of Europe. More »
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