I don't mean a Charlotte Gilman rest cure — I mean a straight-up Hans Castorp rest cure at a sanitorium in the Alps because today is World Tuberculosis Day, which is designed to raise public awareness that tuberculosis is still killing 1.7 million people around the world and not just the bygone, bearded authors of smutty fiction. So enjoy the rest of your Saturday evening by sitting in the best possible position — recumbent.