All together now:
O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church
How odd that you’re in Michigan
O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church,
How lovely that parishioners can finally attend mass and get blazed at the same time.*
(BREATH)
Your buds so green in summertime
Still sticky icky in wintertime
O Cannabis Church, o Cannabis Church
You’re too progressive for New Jersey
*No, YOU’RE stoned.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
