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				Whitney Houston, 47, voluntarily checked into an <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20488032,00.html">outpatient rehab</a> program 10 days ago for drug and alcohol treatment, her rep has confirmed. Houston's first stint in rehab was in 2004 after she told Diane Sawyer in an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrnEcMZQD3E&feature=related">infamous <em>Primetime</em></a> interview that she "partied a lot," but checked out only five days later. She reentered a facility a year later after her mother Cissy Houston <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1055007,00.html">petitioned</a> a Georgia court to order her into rehab in March 2005.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5800059/whitney-houston-checks-into-rehab-again" title="Click here to read more about Whitney Houston Checks Into Rehab Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 May 2011 14:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bad News: Rehab Does Not Cure Anti-Semitism]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:02:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/halleberry/">Halle Berry</a></strong> is preparing to go to court to deal with the custody battle of her 2½-year-old daughter <strong>Nahla</strong>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5748670/halle-berry-fights-for-custody-of-her-daughter" title="Click here to read more about Halle Berry Fights For Custody Of Her Daughter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> will be released from rehab &mdash; either later today or tomorrow morning &mdash; and <strong>Dina Lohan</strong> is begging the paparazzi not to follow her.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5723275/lindsay-lohans-post+rehab-comeback-plan-involves-butterflies" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's Post-Rehab Comeback Plan Involves Butterflies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:00:35 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Demi Lovato Snorted Coke &quot;Like A Pro&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>More on this in Midweek Madness:<em> Life & Style</em> is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #demilovato" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #demilovato" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/demilovato/">Demi Lovato</a></strong> had become a big fan of cocaine. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5686337/demi-lovato-snorted-coke-like-a-pro" title="Click here to read more about Demi Lovato Snorted Coke &quot;Like A Pro&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Demi Lovato's rep says she's entering rehab for "emotional and physical issues." But is it really <em>the Disney curse?</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5680534/demi-lovato-and-the-disney-curse" title="Click here to read more about Demi Lovato And The Disney Curse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>18-year-old Disney star <strong>Demi Lovato</strong> has quit an international tour with the <strong>Jonas Brothers</strong> and entered a treatment center.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5679379/demi-lovato-enters-rehab" title="Click here to read more about Demi Lovato Enters Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Charlie Sheen Goes Old School, Found Drunk & Naked With Escort (Updated)]]></title>
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				Looks like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charliesheen" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charliesheen" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/charliesheen/">Charlie Sheen</a> still hasn't quite gotten over the sloppy addicted character he played in <em>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</em>. Police were called to NYC's Plaza Hotel just after 2 a.m. this morning, where they found him intoxicated and naked.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5673624/charlie-sheen-found-drunk--naked-with-escort-in-hotel-room" title="Click here to read more about Charlie Sheen Goes Old School, Found Drunk & Naked With Escort (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Oct 2010 11:51:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Rachel Zoe</strong> is pregnant, according to often-inaccurate tabloid<em> Ok! </em>magazine.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5653000/rumor-rachel-zoe-is-pregnant" title="Click here to read more about Rumor: Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Lands VF Cover: &quot;I'm Literally Falling Apart&quot;]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a> <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/08/lindsay-lohan.html">scored</a> the October cover of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vanityfair" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vanityfair" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/vanityfair/">Vanity Fair</a></em>, and she tells <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nancyjosales" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nancyjosales" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nancyjosales/">Nancy Jo Sales</a> that while she's made mistakes, she "was young and irresponsible."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5626318/lindsay-lohan-lands-vf-cover-admits-to-dabbling-in-drugs" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Lands VF Cover: &quot;I'm Literally Falling Apart&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elin Nordegren's First Interview: &quot;I've Been Through Hell&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Elin Nordegren </strong>has done an exclusive interview with <em>People</em>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5621491/newly-divorced-elin-nordegren-speaks" title="Click here to read more about Elin Nordegren's First Interview: &quot;I've Been Through Hell&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dina Lohan Fields Questions About Lindsay's Possible Death]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dinalohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dinalohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dinalohan/">Dina Lohan</a> grabbed at least 15 minutes of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #todayshow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #todayshow" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/todayshow/">Today Show</a></em> airtime this morning, first with a somewhat tense interview with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mattlauer" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mattlauer" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mattlauer/">Matt Lauer</a>, and later with an even more tense follow-up interview. That's double the awkwardness, double the tension. Yay?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5612155/dina-lohan-fields-questions-about-lindsays-possible-death" title="Click here to read more about Dina Lohan Fields Questions About Lindsay's Possible Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:43:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> has been released from jail after serving 13 full days. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5602185/lindsay-lohan-is-out-of-jail--in-rehab" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Is Out Of Jail & In Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Fact: most celebrity profiles are boring. Fact: Lara Stone &mdash; the "curvy," "old" Dutch supermodel &mdash; is interesting. In this battle between medium and subject, who shall prevail? Clearly the one who's prepared to talk about alcoholism and breasts.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5400649/lara-stone-rehab--the-problem-of-idiotic-celebrity-profiles" title="Click here to read more about Lara Stone, Rehab, & The Problem Of Idiotic Celebrity Profiles">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				At 29, <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-wellbeing/features/alicia-douvall-addicted-to-cosmetic-surgery-1605269.html">Alicia Douval</a>l has had more than a hundred plastic surgeries.  Now she's checking into rehab for her addiction.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5150580/alicia-douval-100-cosmetic-procedures-by-age-29" title="Click here to read more about Alicia Douval: 100 Cosmetic Procedures By Age 29">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I had skipped my friend’s wedding and driven more than two hours to hook up with a drunk stranger who was cheating on his boyfriend." "<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/04/fashion/04love.html?em">Modern Love</a>" takes on <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX ADDICTION" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX ADDICTION" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sex-addiction/">sex addiction</a>, with eye-opening results.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5123623/sexploits-why-couldnt-i-stop-chasing-sex-no-matter-the-consequences" title="Click here to read more about Sexploits: "Why Couldn’t I Stop Chasing Sex, No Matter The Consequences?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's difficult to read Amanda Fortini's excellent <em>New Yorker</em> article on the West Hollywood-based "celebrity" rehab center Wonderland without trying to figure out which sodden celebs are <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/12/01/081201fa_fact_fortini">behind the very glaring blind items</a>. For instance, which early-90s lady rocker with a 15-year-old heroin addiction was recently admitted on a "scholarship"?  Which regular client of Wonderland's executive director, Howard Samuels, is "an actor and former cocaine addict in his late thirties who, while on location, had cheated on his wife with his twenty-three-year-old co-star"? Not that Samuels would mind the speculation about his clientele, because he actively goes on television to talk about the drug addictions of the celebrities he's treated - Lindsay Lohan, for one - and Samuels doesn't even believe that it's a violation of privacy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5097570/why-lindsay-lohans-58000-a-month-rehab-failed" title="Click here to read more about Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Duchovny Needs Sexual Healing]]></title>
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				<ul><li>David Duchovny, 48, has entered rehab for sex addiction. Here's his statement: "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Duchovy has been married to Tea Leoni since 1997 and they have 2 kids: daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. (Um, remember <a href="http://jezebel.com/5026770/david-duchovnys-friend-is-on-a-roll">this</a>?) [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Oh, god. There's info floating around that Tea Leoni is secretly dating Billy Bob Thornton. And this <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=7014&cp=5#comments">old blind item</a> ("What actor, Mr. X, is having an affair? The file on him is that he's screwing his (female) tennis instructor. Yup. His actress wife is going to become a Lion when she finds out!") seems to clearly be about Duchovny and Leon. WTF. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27316976.html">ONTD</a>, <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/the-duchovnyleonithornton-love-triangle-or-the-end-of-the-in.php">Radar</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=7014&cp=5#comments">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>BREAKING NEWS: Heidi Montag is McCain's Vice President. She says. [<a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/08/heidi_mccains_veep.php">Extra</a>]
<li>Barack Obama's Denver set was constructed by the designers who did Britney Spears' sets. It's Barry, bitch! [<a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/08/barack_and_britney_surprise_co.php">Extra</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5043393/david-duchovny-needs-sexual-healing" title="Click here to read more about David Duchovny Needs Sexual Healing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Steven Tyler says his "trademark athletic performances" injured his feet and <em>that</em>'s why he's in rehab. He explains: "The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet." A. May. Zing. Who knew rehab was like a chilly pool? You can just dip your toes in it! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/steven-tyler-my-feet-failed-me/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Michael Lohan: Looking for Lindsay! Apparently he heard she was in New York with Sam Ronson and was kind of hanging around her hotel even though she has no interest in seeing him. A source says: "Michael was staking out the lobby and waiting for Lindsay to make an appearance. It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that she hadn't arrived." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05302008/gossip/pagesix/dad_visit_scares_off_lindsay_113087.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Alicia Keys is on strict vocal rest when not performing, so she only <em>whispered</em> at a recent photo shoot. And that's why she is not speaking to you. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05302008/gossip/pagesix/golden_silence_113086.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Shocker: Scarlett Johannson's album is not selling very well. [<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/05/scarlett-sales.html">Entertainment Weekly</a>]
<li>As previously reported, Clay Aiken has impregnated someone. Artificially, of course. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080529/en_celeb_eo/091c1140609f_4b0a_86c4_a510c70eaa8c">Yahoo News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011817/steven-tyler-only-his-feet-are-in-rehab" title="Click here to read more about Steven Tyler: Only His Feet Are In Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Things on I<em> Know My Kid's a Star</em> have been getting super ugly as the competition nears the end. Danny Bonaduce had the moms on his morning radio show, and he asked them which of the children will end up in rehab first. (Notice he said "first" rather than "at all.") The women decided that little Mary Jo will be the first to just say yes to drugs and check-in to a 12 step program... because her mother was briefly married to a cross-dresser. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/386568/stage-mothers-predict-which-kid-star-will-end-up-in-rehab" title="Click here to read more about Stage Mothers Predict Which Kid Star Will End Up In Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Eva Mendes is <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/26/eva-just-outta-rehab-out-on-the-town/">out of rehab</a>. She was spotted at L.A. club Madeo last night. Stay well, pretty lady! • The Jonas Brothers say they'll stay virgins until they get married. <em>Us</em> takes this opportunity to present a slide show of <a href="http://usmagazine.com/star_virgins_0208">famous former virgins</a> like Britney, Jessica Simpson, and H. Duff. Oh how the mighty hymens have fallen! • <em>Grey's Anatomy</em> star T.R. Knight has a <a href="http://www.pagesix.com/story/t+r+s+new+boyfriend">new boyfriend</a>, AIDS activist and college student Mark Cornelsen. Cute couple alert! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/26/eva-just-outta-rehab-out-on-the-town/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://usmagazine.com/star_virgins_0208">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.pagesix.com/story/t+r+s+new+boyfriend">Page Six</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/360876/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Did Kirsten Dunst's break up with Jake Gyllenhaal lead to her <a href="http://usmagazine.com/kirsten_dunst_split_with_jake_gyllenhaal_caused_her_to_party_more">boozy ways</a> and ultimately, to her current stint in rehab? "There was no such thing as 'just the one' for her," says a source. We'd be drowning our sorrows in drink if Jake broke up with us, too! •  Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could not reach <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-18-no-settlement-reached">a settlement</a> in their shockingly acrimonious divorce. This means a judge will decide how the couple splits their assets. • TMZ caught <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/18/leann-rimes-deep-thinker/">LeAnn Rimes</a> picking her nose. Oh whatevs! You can pick your friends <em>and</em> your nose here at Jezebel. [<a href="http://usmagazine.com/kirsten_dunst_split_with_jake_gyllenhaal_caused_her_to_party_more">Us</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-18-no-settlement-reached">Perez</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/18/leann-rimes-deep-thinker/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/357788/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The questions on everyone's mind during Amy Winehouse's Grammy performance (via satellite) of "You Know I'm No Good" and "Rehab" last night was whether or not the singer (currently in rehab) was actually sober. She seemed kinda...<em>different</em>. (Actually, she seemed really animated, and maybe we're just not used to seeing her like that, because the Amy we'd grown accustomed to was the Amy who <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/amy-winehouse-storing-snorting-drugs-from-her-beehive-323609.php">couldn't get through a set without pulling something out of her hair to snort</a>.) Anyway, she won five awards last night, including Record of the Year, which, as you can see in the clip above, she seemed shocked about. We don't know who the hell Ray-Ray is, but we do know that we will never get sick of hearing her publicly refer to her husband Blake as "incarcerated." It just sounds better with her British accent. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/354965/amy-winehouse-performs-live-seems-a-littleodd" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse Performs Live, Seems A Little...Odd">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Amy Winehouse <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/amy_winehouse_going_to_the_grammys"> will indeed attend </a> the Grammys! She left rehab this morning, but just to renew her visa. She went right back into the clinic after visiting the US embassy and should be all set to perform at the show this Sunday, February 10. Fingers crossed! Who doesn't love a comeback? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/amy_winehouse_going_to_the_grammys">Us Magazine</a>]    				<a href="http://jezebel.com/352331/this-just-in" title="Click here to read more about This Just In!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This just in: Eva Mendes is the latest lady <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/01/eva-mendes-in-rehab/">rehab</a>. (Hmm, she <em>was</em> "hanging out" with Joaquin Phoenix for a while.) Does this mean she'll be even more of a paparazzi target? Beverly Hills psychotherapist Rebecca Roy says that troubled young <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2008/01/31/therapist_troubled_male_stars_get_a_pass/6956/">female stars are treated more harshly</a> by the public and media than their male counterparts. "Heath Ledger's death is being treated with kid gloves, for instance, yet Britney Spears is afforded no privacy at all in dealing with her issues," Ms. Roy notes. She says that women don't get the respect men get: See Owen Wilson, who reportedly attempted suicide last year. "Not only do the women have to deal with an impossibly high body image standard, but they are savagely attacked when they don't meet expectations on that front." Robert Downey Jr., Colin Farrell, Jesse Metcalfe, Joaquin Phoenix and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all went to rehab with a lot less fanfare than Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse. Sure, Joaquin was never photographed on the beach wearing a bikini and a alcohol-monitoring anklet &mdash; but he was never pursued, hounded or relentlessly photographed the way Lindsay is. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/351565/are-women-with-issues-treated-as-sensitively-as-men" title="Click here to read more about Are Women With "Issues" Treated As Sensitively As Men?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Any member of Generation X is familiar with the no-nonsense Dr. Drew Pinsky, beloved host of "Loveline."  Well, Dr. Drew has a new show, VH1's <em>Celebrity Rehab</em> on which he works with a bunch of D-list (and that's being generous) celebs to help them overcome their addictions.  Though there's a uncomfortable, voyeuristic aspect seeing someone at their worst &mdash; going through withdrawal, emotionally fragile, desperate to be saved  &mdash; based on the show's promos, Dr. Drew does seem to prove his psychiatric cred on the show.  And though the television reviewers can't decide whether <em>Celebrity Rehab</em>, which premieres tonight, is a show to feel good or feel bad about, they're pretty sure we'll all be addicted once we start watching.  The critics speak, after the jump. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/343210/celebrity-rehab-compelling-thoughtful-habit+forming-pathetic" title="Click here to read more about Celebrity Rehab: Compelling, Thoughtful, Habit-Forming, Pathetic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miss France Feels Heat; Miss USA The Next James Frey]]></title>
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				Pageant contestants never cease to be reliable sources of diva debauchery/ inevitable redemption.  The latest tale of beauty queens gone wild <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_en_ot/miss_france">comes</a> courtesy of Miss France, 22-year old Valerie Begue.  Having just won her title three weeks ago, Begue is battling criticism following the release of the inevitable "sexy" photos making their way around the Internets.  (One photo, oddly enough, features Begue "licking what appeared to be yogurt or evaporated milk." Shades of <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/american-titocracy/miss-new-jerseys-raunchy-photos-revealed-at-last-277651.php">Miss New Jersey</a>!) Perhaps she could use some advice from former Miss USA Tara Conner? Conner, who, in 2006, was caught doing lines and chugging 40's like it was nobody's business and given a "second chance" by Miss USA pageant-owner Trump, has just signed a <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20168416,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">lucrative book deal</a> for a memoir on her time in rehab, she announced this morning.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/338529/miss-france-feels-heat-miss-usa-the-next-james-frey" title="Click here to read more about Miss France Feels Heat; Miss USA The Next James Frey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse: Tabloid Victim Or Carefully-Curated "Trainwreck"?]]></title>
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				Singer Amy Winehouse is many things: gifted, destructive, depressive, dickmatized...but one thing she's <em>not</em> is inauthentic. In today's <em>Salon</em>, Winehouse is accused of <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2007/12/14/winehouse/index.html">blatant fakery</a> by novelist James Hannaham. "She may be a tragic talent," writes Hannaham, "but she's also playing the part of the tragic talent." Hannaham reasons that Amy is attempting to become a legend by not only singing the blues, but living them &mdash; and that her entire persona has been self-constructed with "legend" status in mind. "Winehouse might really be Sarah Silverman in water-soluble tattoos, wacky eyeliner and a ratty hair-don't having another tasteless joke at our expense," he adds. (Hey, he's not the only one to notice the Winehouse/Silverman <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/compare-%26-contrast/amy-winehouse-vs-sarah-silverman-265536.php">resemblance</a>?)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/333949/amy-winehouse-tabloid-victim-or-carefully+curated-trainwreck" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse: Tabloid Victim Or Carefully-Curated "Trainwreck"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				How did you spend your time in high school? Editing the school paper? Drama club? Smoking behind Waffle House? These days, girls are being encouraged to partake in <a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22770766-5007132,00.html">sex, drugs and lying</a> through a new cell phone game called "Coolest Girl in School," which is all the rage in Australia. How does one become the coolest girl? Just "lie, bitch and flirt your way to the top of the high school ladder." All you have to do is "experiment with drugs, alcohol and smoking, skip school, spread rumours, bully" and have unprotected sex. Fun! Parents and educators are freaking the fuck out, naturally, that a game being marketed specifically at girls that encourages them to, uh, make bad choices. But the game's creator, Holly Martin, says the game is actually <em>good</em> for girls.  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/323799/being-a-fresh+from+rehab-mean-girl-is-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Being A Fresh-From-Rehab Mean Girl Is Awesome!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Call me naive; I always figured that, profligacy/paparazzi/presence of other addicted photogenic celebs aside, Lindsay was on balance better off <em>in</em> rehab than at, you know, Hyde. Really, what was I thinking? There is no crop of people more price-insensitive than a bunch of people used to watching a few grand disappear inside their nostrils every day, which is why the sliding scale for rehab in  Malibu ranges from the ghetto no-frills cost of $15,000 a month to practically 70 grand a month at Passages, and not that I really give a shit about the exploitation and mistreatment of celebrities but I would like a little variety in my TMZ news cycle and today's <em>LA Times</em> <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-rehab9oct09,0,5556868,full.story?coll=la-home-local">investigation</a>  into Promises etc. actually managed to piss me off: there aren't even any fucking <em>doctors</em> working at these places!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/308875/celebrity-rehab-the-only-promise-is-lindsay-will-remain-a-coke+addled-lush-who-cant-drive" title="Click here to read more about Celebrity Rehab: The Only "Promise" Is Lindsay Will Remain A Coke-Addled Lush Who Can't Drive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:00:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Lindsay Lohan turned herself in for that  DUI in May. She was formally arrested and then released on bail about an hour later. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20047146,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/280607/lindsay-lohan-gets-herself-a-pair-of-golden-handcuffs" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Gets Herself A Pair Of Golden Handcuffs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:00:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:12:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>In the weakest blind item ever, the <em>NY Daily News</em>' Ben Widdicombe asks which designer's recent stint in "rehab" also masked (hah!) a cosmetic surgery and recovery. WHO could it be? And, uh, for what? A facelift? Calf implants? <em>Labiaplasty</em>?? Photo scrutiny-fest to come. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/index.html">Gatecrasher</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/265997/a-new-face-for-marc-jacobs" title="Click here to read more about A New Face For Marc Jacobs?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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(London, England; April 18, 2007)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/253350/snap-judgment-kate-moss-and-pete-doherty-wear-matching-outfits-attend-rehab-together-sweet" title="Click here to read more about Snap Judgment: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Wear Matching Outfits, Attend Rehab Together. Sweet!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:54:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Slut Machine's Midweek Madness: Lindsay: Fully (Re)-Loaded]]></title>
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				This week's <em>Star</em> publishes a rather glowing two-page spread about Lindsay Lohan's commitment to her new-found sobriety, despite <a href=" http://www.dlisted.com/node/7797">numerous</a> <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272007/gossip/pagesix/dizzy_deejay_pagesix_.htm  <http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272007/gossip/pagesix/dizzy_deejay_pagesix_.htm> ">reports</a> that <a href="http://www.celebritystruck.com/2007/03/07/lindsay-lohan-is-back-to-her-old-ways-despite-rehab/  <http://www.celebritystruck.com/2007/03/07/lindsay-lohan-is-back-to-her-old-ways-despite-rehab/> ">suggest</a> <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03162007/gossip/pagesix/party_monster_pagesix_.htm">otherwise</a>. In keeping with her clean-living, <em>Star</em> reports, Lindsay has been drinking tons of <a href=" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha">Kombucha</a>, a tea brewed from bacteria and yeast. (Glad to know the yeast is going in and not the other way around!). 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/249757/slut-machines-midweek-madness-lindsay-fully-re+loaded" title="Click here to read more about Slut Machine's Midweek Madness: Lindsay: Fully (Re)-Loaded">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:47:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In an unbelievable scoop, the UK's <em>Heat</em> Magazine has a WORLD EXCLUSIVE on Britney Spears this week. Apparently, poor old Brit took time out of her shaven bubble of hell to call the magazine and tell them - AND ONLY THEM! exactly what was going on in her head.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/242898/britney-breaks-her-silence" title="Click here to read more about Britney Breaks Her Silence!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We don't know about you, but we are completely convinced that Lindsay Lohan's new hairdo has got her on the path to sobriety, happiness and good fortune:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/242651/lindsay-lohans-new-hair-it-works" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's New Hair: It Works!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If we didn't know they were both far to dumb to come up with something like this, we'd suspect that Kevin and Britney were playing us for fools.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/241826/kevins-locks-of-love-for-britney" title="Click here to read more about Kevin's Locks Of Love For Britney">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:57:41 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's interesting to think what Simon Cowell would have made of Britney Spears, if instead of her being a child-star/teen pop sensation/bloodied piece of roadkill, she'd emerged as an adult contestant on American Idol.  We think she'd have made it to the final, but been booted off early on for having no soul. Much like Taylor Hicks. Oh, wait a minute.....				<a href="http://jezebel.com/241470/simon-cowell-turns-agony-aunt" title="Click here to read more about Simon Cowell Turns Agony Aunt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:19:47 EST]]></pubDate>
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