Caption This Photo of Lupita, Jeremy, His Holiness and Eva

What we have here is an image of Oscar nominated actor Lupita Nyong'o, Oscar nominated actor Jeremy Renner, His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama, and actor slash humanitarian Eva Longoria. What should the caption be?

Here's the official caption:

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 26: (L-R) Actress Lupita Nyong'o, actor Jeremy Renner, His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama and actress Eva Longoria attend The Lourdes Foundation 'Leadership in the 21st Century' Event with His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama at the California Science Center on February 26, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Chris Weeks/Getty Images for The Lourdes Foundation)

I know you can do better. Suggestions go down below… Bring your A-game. The winner gets a year's supply of zen koans*.

*Offer not necessarily valid.