It's a shitty, sad world we live in that we need several versions of Rape Apologist Bingo.

This version for university students comes from sexuality educator Emily Cohen. From the looks of it, there are plenty of schools that have already bingo'ed several times over. Congratulations! You win at failing your most vulnerable students. Here's your prizes of disgust, disappointment, and contempt — enjoy them on the quad.

This has been a long week, no?