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By Whitney Jefferson Jun 9, 2011 2:20 PM

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Barbie And Ken Break Up, And It’s All Greenpeace’s Fault

Barbie And Ken Break Up, And It's All Greenpeace's Fault Greenpeace just totally broke up Barbie and Ken. When a surprisingly flamboyant Ken learns the truth about his plastic soulmate's cruel ways, he kinda flips and — according to facebook (below) — dumps Barbie.

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