Jezebel: Racists

Kansas Representative Issues Non-Apology After Calling First Lady 'Mrs. YoMama'

Erin Gloria Ryan — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:20:00 EST

An embarrassing Republican has issued a textbook non-apology weeks after forwarding an email that called First Lady Michelle Obama "Mrs. YoMamma" and implied that she and the Grinch were twins separated at birth. He's sorry people got mad. He didn't mean to offend anyone. But can we all agree that the President and First lady are black? I mean, what's up with that?! More »

Court Rules Naming Your Kids After Nazis Isn't Abuse, Just Fucked Up

Erin Gloria Ryan — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:50:00 EDT

A New Jersey couple who named their children "Adolph Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" claim that a court found no evidence of abuse, yet hasn't granted them custody of their children. More »

Crap My Relatives Said

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 15:15:00 EST

The family-intense holidays of 2010 are now behind us, wrapping paper balled up and thrown away, gift receipts sorted, and leftovers packaged in Tupperware, but the memory of the stupid crap your relatives said this year is forever. Let's share! More »

Crap Email From A Dude: "Aren’t You The Typical Jew"

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:00:00 EST

As we all know, the Internet is a magical place full of cat videos, cheap thongs, and complete racist fucks who hang out on dating sites trying — and occasionally managing — to appear normal enough to bother taking to. More »

"I'm Not A Racist" Says 90-Year-Old Racist Woman To "Colored Man"

Katy Kelleher — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 12:22:00 EDT

A very, very old racist lady recently called in to C-Span to ask why everyone hasn't gotten over "the slavery" thing yet. But don't worry, she's not a racist—she probably even has a few "colored" friends herself. More »

Tea Party Protesters Shout The N-Word At, Spit On Passing Legislators

Hortense Smith — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:10:00 EDT

Tea Party protesters have once again descended upon Washington, D.C., and this time, in addition to carrying their obnoxious, misspelled, and vaguely racist signs, they've decided to spout hateful epithets at passing lawmakers as well: More »

Window On The World

Anna Holmes — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:10:00 EDT

[London, September 11. Image via Getty]

Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:30:00 EDT

• Pro-government militiaman Abbas Kargar Javid has been accused of murdering Neda Soltan, the young woman from Iran who became an international symbol after her death was shown on YouTube. The regime has yet to take action against Javid. • More »

Esquire Takes On Obama 'Birther' Insanity

LatoyaPeterson — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

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"If a majority of our conservative population and much of its elected leadership think that even some of this "birther" stuff is remotely possible, some very dark times may be heading to this country." Truth! More »

White Pride Pendergrafts Are The New Prussian Blue

Megan Carpentier — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:40:00 EDT

Charity and Shelby Pendergraft are two teenage sisters who believe that their music has the power to bring white people together: they're the latest additions to the white supremacist music scene! Fortunately for humanity, they really suck. More »

Stay Off Of John McCain's Lawn!

Megan Carpentier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EDT

As the sun rises on the debate day but sets on John McCain, one is forced to wonder: where are the racists at? And, it turns out they're at McCain-Palin rallies! Swampland's Ana Marie Cox and I aren't surprised, any more than we're surprised that Dick Morris still sucks hooker's toes, and Todd Palin might be "borrowing" Sarah's underwear. Oh, and John McCain is probably losing and wants people the fuck off his lawn, you cunt. More »

"I Found Out The Guy I Like Is Racist. Should I Sleep With Him Anyway?"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about how to not look like a creep, guys who wet the bed, and Corey Haim. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:40:00 EDT

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL"Cougars" Skit: "My mom got called a MILF recently and of course, she was clueless to its meaning and turned to me for an explanation. I couldn't bear to tell her the real meaning (I mean, could you look Claire Huxtable in the eye and say the F-word?). So I told it stood for 'Mother I'd Love Forever'. God help me if she discovers the truth." We say: nice save! • Worst, in response to In Tough Economic Times, Bankers Long For "Intimacy" With Their Happy Endings: "Aren't the Japanese ethnically Korean?" We say: uh, no. More »