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				<!-- videoId: cg4rs3m2uoA --><!-- /videoId: cg4rs3m2uoA -->We've already heard Joseph Gordon-Levitt sing <a href="http://jezebel.com/5849478/anne-hathaway-and-joseph-gordon+levitt-sing-together-en-francais">en Français</a> and do a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5844615/what-a-night-out-with-joseph-gordon+levitt-would-sound-like">karaoke</a> tribute to David Bowie, but today he delivers what may be his most swoon-worthy <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/joseph-gordon-levitt-covers-r-kellys-ignition">performance</a> yet:  An acoustic cover of R. Kelly's touching love song "Ignition." You may add this romantic serenade to your JGL fantasy date itinerary.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5857643/see-joseph-gordon+levitt-cover-r-kellys-ignition" title="Click here to read more about See Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cover R. Kelly's 'Ignition'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Nov 2011 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Who Are These Jerks Making Fun Of Coco?]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Coco is feeling a little down, 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler flaunt their love, and Joy Behar is now BFF with Bill O'Reilly.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5713200/who-are-these-jerks-making-fun-of-coco" title="Click here to read more about Who Are These Jerks Making Fun Of Coco?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kat Von D & Jesse James Are &quot;In Love&quot;]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Miley Shocks Britain; Heidi & Spencer Are Broke; Jack's Ex Attacks His Car]]></title>
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				<ul><li>As part of her I Don't Give A Damn About My Disney Reputation World Tour 2010, <strong>Miley Cyrus</strong> shocked the audience of <i>Britain's Got Talent</i> by "simulating a lesbian kiss" on stage:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5555292/miley-shocks-britain-heidi-and-spencer-are-broke--and-jack-osbournes-ex-takes-revenge-on-his-car" title="Click here to read more about Miley Shocks Britain; Heidi & Spencer Are Broke; Jack's Ex Attacks His Car">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Claims She's A Hoarder; Gabourey Asks Justin To The Oscars]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In an exclusive interview with <em>The Insider</em> that airs tomorrow, <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> discusses her issues with her father and takes <strong>Niecy Nash</strong> on a tour of her messy house, revealing that she thinks she's a hoarder.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5463633/lindsay-claims-shes-a-hoarder-gabourey-asks-justin-to-the-oscars" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Claims She's A Hoarder; Gabourey Asks Justin To The Oscars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Solange Knowles Is Pro Pubic Hair]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Solange may have shaved her head, but that's where she stops, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rkelly" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rkelly" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rkelly/">R. Kelly</a> has taken to filming personal messages to followers and we hope he keeps this up.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5463682/solange-knowles-is-pro-pubic-hair/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Solange Knowles Is Pro Pubic Hair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong> divorced <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/blakefieldercivil/">Blake Fielder-Civil</a></strong> in July, but it seems they've reunited:  She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5422851/amy--blake-are-back-on--lindsays-freaking-out-in-india" title="Click here to read more about Amy & Blake Are Back On;  Lindsay's Freaking Out In India">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bobsaget" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bobsaget" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bobsaget/">Bob Saget</a> remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janefonda" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janefonda" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/janefonda/">Jane Fonda</a> is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hughhefner/">Hugh Hefner</a>&mdash;and us&mdash;how freaking old he is.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5399105/catching-up-with-the-full-house-cast-on-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<li><strong>Roman Polanski</strong>'s victim, <strong>Samantha Geimer</strong>, has filed papers urging a California appeals court to dismiss the criminal case against him. She says she's received nearly 500 media calls since his arrest and just wants people to "leave her alone."</li>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5390419/polanskis-victim-wants-charges-dropped--did-reese-lie-about-her-country-roots" title="Click here to read more about Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped;  Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>The new single from a singer named <strong>Lola</strong> is actually a track by <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER LOPEZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER LOPEZ" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jennifer-lopez/">Jennifer Lopez</a></strong>. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377082/jennifer-lopezs-alter-ego-ellen-pages-new-tv-show" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-jackson/">Michael Jackson</a></strong>'s will, which was released today, leaves his entire state to the Michael Jackson Family Trust, which provides for his children and mother and distributes money to several charities. It doesn't say where he wants to be buried. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/01/michael-jackson-will-burial-trust/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5305776/michaels-will-released-bradley-cooper-dates-renee-zellweger-breaks-anistons-heart" title="Click here to read more about Michael's Will Released; Bradley Cooper Dates Renee Zellweger, Breaks Aniston's Heart?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Though <strong>Kate Gosselin</strong> filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get?  [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/15754?cid=RSS">Star Magazine</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT PATTINSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT PATTINSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/robert-pattinson/">Robert Pattinson</a></strong> was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295959/robert-pattinson-hit-by-a-car-while-running-from-fans-jon-and-kate-gosselin-are-divorcing" title="Click here to read more about Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Kate Winslet</strong> tells <em>Allure</em> that when filming <em>The Reader</em>, she had to regrow her pubic hair:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5277121/kate-winslets-merkin-lindsay--sam-in-london" title="Click here to read more about Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 10 Jan 2009 10:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to the campaign to defeat Proposition 8, the California ballot initiative that would ban same-sex marriage in the state. In a statement, he says: "Because no one has the right to deny another their life even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8." [<a href="http://www.variety.com/VR1117992373.html">Variety</a>]
<li>Hilary Swank is recovering from a "minor" medical procedure; she had a "growth" removed and is totally fine. Except the word "growth" is sorta gross. [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/09/65660/index.html">ET</a>]
<li>Amy Poehler is sad about leaving <em>SNL</em>: "I'm on the verge of tears every minute. The cast and writers there are so dear, dear to me. I can't quite imagine not doing it. From now until my due date, we have about six shows and three election specials. I'm so, so sad about leaving." [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2008-09-17-poehler-snl_N.htm?csp=34">USA Today</a>]
<li>Oprah's BFF Gayle King spills on O's <em>30 Rock</em> stint! "It is a hoot," Gayle tells <em>New York</em> magazine. "It was taped last Saturday. Let me tell you, Tina Fey and Oprah Winfrey together is magic. Oprah and Tina together: Hilarious. H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S." [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/09/gayle_king_on_oprahs_30_rock_a.html">NY Mag</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5051617/gay-marriage-brad-pitt-puts-his-money-where-his-mouth-is" title="Click here to read more about Gay Marriage: Brad Pitt Puts His Money Where His Mouth Is">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>"She's certainly telling friends she's planning to write a book," says a source close to Sam Ronson. "It's supposed to be about her, allegedly. But come on, you know Lindsay will be all over that book. She's the only one people want to read about." But! Michael Lohan says: "She's using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest." Oh dear! (And for the record, the Ronsons were on the New York scene before Lindsay ever shot <em>Parent Trap</em>. So.) [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//eonline/20080826/en_celeb_eo/26122">Yahoo News</a>, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1612902.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Michael Lohan thinks LL is drinking again. "Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse." [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26412682/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton: Splitsville! The couple has been engaged since 2006 and started dating in 1992. They broke up after five years but got back together in 2005. Tell me how am I supposed to live without you? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080827/ap_en_mu/people_sheridan_bolton">Yahoo News</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221487,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Related: Headline of the day: "Desperately Airbrushed Housewives: Latest Publicity Pictures Contrast With Recent Real Life Shots Of Stars" [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1049229/Desperately-airbrushed-housewives-Latest-publicity-pictures-contrast-recent-real-life-shots-stars.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Matthew McConaughey's mom reveals her husband, Matt's dad, died while she was having sex with him: "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. One day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!" [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272008/gossip/pagesix/grand_finale_126239.htm">Page Six</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5042372/samantha-ronson-literary-lezebel" title="Click here to read more about Samantha Ronson: Literary Lezebel?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Amy Winehouse's fainting spell from a couple of days ago could be linked to her <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/26650">overdose last summer</a>. Drug withdrawals lasting almost a year? Remember kids: Crack is a fucking serious drug! • Ginnifer Goodwin says the claims that co-stars Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Connelly are feuding on the set of <i>He's Just Not That Into You</i> are <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20207489,00.html">"totally absurd"</a>. Oh please, the biggest "feud" these two good gals ever had was probably over who should take the first toke on Aniston's apple bong. • An "employee" for R. Kelly told a key witness in his child-porn trial that she should <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/18/kelly-snitch-says-r-s-peeps-wanted-her-dead/</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5017562/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Tim Russert <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25145431/">passed away this afternoon at the age of 58</a> after collapsing at his office. He had just returned from a trip to Italy with his wife and son to celebrate the latter's graduation from Boston College (and, out of respect, I'll refrain from quoting BU's obligatory cheer here). If there's someone at NBC who hasn't teared up in the last couple of hours while talking about him, I missed it. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25145431/">MSNBC</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:50:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>In a 5-4 ruling today, the Supreme Court has (again) <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/12/AR2008061201695_pf.html">decided that the prisoners at Gitmo</a> deserve some semblance of the rights afforded everyone else imprisoned in this country, like the right to protest to a judge the fact that they've been held for 6 years without charges. In his dissent, Justice Antonin Scalia defended the right to not afford the detainees any rights because "America is at war with radical Islamists," but I'm sure he came up with some bullshit legal reasoning to discard the Constitution like he always does. Strict constructionalist my ass. [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/12/AR2008061201695_pf.html">Washington Post</a>]
<li>In other legal news, the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080612/ap_en_ot/r_kelly_trial;_ylt=Aq6BhglzH03sTNwlFzRJbROs0NUE">jury is now considering its verdict</a> in the R. Kelly case. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080612/ap_en_ot/r_kelly_trial;_ylt=Aq6">AP</a>]
<li>In yet further legal news, <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11041.html">Tony Rezko claims that federal prosecutors cajoled him</a> to make up allegations against Barack Obama. He says, "I will never fabricate lies about anyone else for selfish purposes. I will take what comes my way, but I will never hurt innocent people." Except, you know, when he bribes officials and commits frauds. [<a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11041.html">Politico</a>]
<li>Oh, look, the <a href="http://outtamindouttasite.typepad.com/outtasite/2008/06/ha-ha.html">first food named after Eliot Spitzer</a>: "a gargantuan patty wrapped around braised shortribs (no foie gras, here) and slathered with barbecue sauce". Now if only the Mayflower could, um, swallow their pride and name a drink after him, my life would be complete. [<a href="http://outtamindouttasite.typepad.com/outtasite/2008/06/ha-ha.html">OuttaMindOuttaSite</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016042/according-to-scalia-people-only-get-rights-when-theres-nothing-at-stake" title="Click here to read more about According to Scalia, People Only Get Rights When There's Nothing At Stake">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:30:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Medic! Daniel Craig sliced his fingertip off while filming the new James Bond movie. Last week he cut his face and needed eight stitches. The man suffers for his art, you guys. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2008/06/11/007-star-daniel-craig-slices-off-fingertip-on-movie-shoot-89520-20603103/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Did a psychic help Angelina and Brad design a nursery for the twins??? Apparently someone was hired to determine the "vibe" of the unborn bébés. If you believe this crap. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25082626/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>One benefit for Angelina Jolie giving birth in France? "Medieval" paparazzi laws. [<a href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/B/BRANGELINA_PAPARAZZI_GCLB-?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">NY Post</a>]
<li>R. Kelly told the judge in his child pornography trial that he does not plan to testify. The proceedings are winding down! [<a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/804/story/564604.html">Miami Herald</a>]
<li>Even though Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon didn't have a big celebration, you can totally buy them a wedding present! They're registered at Bergdorf Goodman. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06112008/gossip/pagesix/love_registers_with_mariah_114913.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Lily Allen, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan had dinner together! Sam's brother produced Lily's album, remember. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2008/06/11/lily-allen-lindsay-lohan-and-samantha-ronson-go-out-to-dinner-89520-20602812/">Mirror</a>]
<li>"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?" &mdash; Mark Ronson. [<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/26500">DListed</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5015363/daniel-craig-injured-in-need-of-some-medical-attention" title="Click here to read more about Daniel Craig Injured, In Need Of Some (Medical) Attention">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/celebs-who-ate-our-brains/cory-kennedy-and-arden-wohl-i-am-so-fine-without-you-288384.php">Cory Kennedy</a> speaks! About Lindsay Lohan and friendgirl Samantha Ronson! "Lindsay just feels safe with her," Cory says. "I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay's in. It's a trust thing." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20204549,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Lindsay is looking to settle a lawsuit brought against her by David Kim, who claims LL owes him $55,000 from when he was in her security detail. LL says she doesn't know him and never employed him. Maybe she was drunk and high at the time? [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b141134_lindsay_looking_nip_bodyguard_suit_in.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>Christina Aguilera is unapologetic about her partying: "I spend all day with my son," she says. "Once in a while, if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that." You tell 'em, girl. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20204550,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Oh! And Xtina wants you to vote in November. That is why she and her son Max are in a new commercial; Max is swaddled in an American flag. Is that kosher? [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1249307.ece">The Sun</a>]
<li>A photographer accused of stalking Britney's pregnant little sister, Jamie Lynn, was arrested in Mississippi on Tuesday after the Spears family filed a complaint, claiming he wouldn't leave them alone. The pap says he was 200 feet away and not bothering JLS. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b141180_shutterbug_accused_of_stalking_jamie.html">E!</a>]
<li>The "first sighting of Halle Berry's baby" is a grainy video from an alley where Halle was leaving a photo shoot. All you see is a covered carrier. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b141185_spotted_halle_berrys_bundle_of_joy.html">E! via Hollywood.tv</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013382/lindsay-lohan--sam-ronson-its-a-trust-thing" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson: "It's A Trust Thing"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>OMG the day is almost here! Are you ready? Huge stars, huge film! And! Apparently you can see the boom mic in several scenes of <em>Sex And The City: The Movie</em>! Tacky! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-28-sexs-big-eff-up">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>The dude who plays Steve has never watched an episode of <em>Sex And The City</em>. "I don't like seeing myself," David Eigenberg says. "I don't know what all this hoopla is." [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/05/steve_has_never_watched_sex_an.html">NY Mag</a>]
<li>Ashlee Simpson, now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is, as predicted, pregnant. Pete Wentz has confirmed it on his website: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202935,00.html">People</a>]
<li>As mentioned yesterday, Madonna has finally been granted full custody of adopted son David Banda. The Malawian judge said she and Guy Ritchie are "perfect parents." And by perfect he means filthy rich, with a lot of time on their hands. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1219769.ece">The Sun</a>]
<li>The R. Kelly trial abruptly adjourned yesterday after one of Kelly's lawyers said he received a call from a mystery man who claimed to have information that could help the defense. Dramatic! And possibly true! [<a h ref="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-05-28-kelly-trial_N.htm?csp=34">USA Today</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011574/sex-and-the-city-blooper-filled-boring" title="Click here to read more about Sex And The City: Blooper Filled, Boring?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>OMG an <em>Ugly Betty</em> musical? That would be pretty awesome. Especially if they keep Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie and Mark Indelicato as little Justin. And Becki Newton. And America Ferrera. Everyone, really. Sigh. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/23924843.html?mode=reply">LA Times via ONTD</a>]
<li>One of R. Kelly's former personal assistants took the witness stand to say she believes the singer is, in fact, on the sex tape in question. She testified that at first she wasn't sure, but is "110 percent" certain after viewing it again. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080528/ap_en_mu/r_kelly_trial">Yahoo News</a>]
<li>Patrick Swayze speaks! The actor, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, says: "I am continuing treatment at Stanford and the great news is I continue to respond well." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202714,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Hugh Hefner wants Robert Downey Jr. to play him in a bio-pic. The thing is, RDJ is sexy. Hef's appeal? Less than zero. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2008/05/27/downey_may_play_hefner_in_new_film/5698/">UPI</a>]
<li><em>American Idol</em> David Cook is dating <em>American Idol</em> alum Kimberly Caldwell. The singing contest is also a dating game! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202699,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011312/is-ugly-betty-headed-to-broadway" title="Click here to read more about Is Ugly Betty Headed To Broadway?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/">TMZ</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/391125/ellen--portia-so-happy-so-gay-so-getting-married" title="Click here to read more about Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Synth! Dance beat! Breathy vocals! It's Lindsay Lohan's new <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20198406,00.html">track</a>, "Bossy." And guess what? It doesn't totally suck. "Stop touching me without permission," she sings. "I'm jut a little bossy. If I want it, I get it &mdash; Now." Ha! Like that <a href="http://jezebel.com/387685/fur-munchers">fur coat</a>? But is the song as good as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTS2lQ9bZo">Kelis's</a> "Bossy"?  Well, LL's track was written by Ne-Yo. Lemme know what you think. I may have to listen again. And Again. And then one more time, with rollerskates on. I'm so embarrassed. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20198406,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/388399/lindsay-sings-if-i-want-it-i-get-it-now" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Sings: "If I Want It, I Get It. Now."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Lindsay Lohan will appear on SIX EPISODES of <em>Ugly Betty</em>, including the season finale. LL will play an old classmate of Betty's who is down on her luck. Naomi Campbell, Christian Siriano, Victoria Beckham and now Lindsay? It's official: <em>Ugly Betty</em> is the new <em>Love Boat</em>.  [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/04/lilo-gets-ugly/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/387031/lindsay-gets-ugly-courtney-love-hospitalized-jamie-lynns-shower" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Gets Ugly; Courtney Love Hospitalized; Jamie Lynn's Shower">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amy-winehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a> has joined a list of young millionaires! She has an estimated £10 million fortune. And yet you'd never know it. Love that! [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/25/namy125.xml">Telegraph</a>]<br   />
<li>Uh-oh. Amy might get arrested today, because she headbutted some guy who might press charges. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1089655.ece">The Sun</a>]<br   />
<li>Madonna's new album, <em>Hard Candy</em>, debuts today on MySpace &mdash; four days before the official release date. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20194994,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]<br   />
<li><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lauren-conrad/">Lauren Conrad</a> will become a fashion blogger. For the poorly-named site College Tonight. Think she can write? [<a href="http://fashionista.com/2008/04/lauren_conrad_fashion_blogger.php">Fashionista</a>]<br   />
<li>So MSNBC is claiming they never asked <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-montag/">Heidi Montag</a> to sit at their table at the White House Correspondent's dinner. And yet! <em>Radar</em> has an email from Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC.com attempting to confirm Heidi's attendance at the dinner. But see MSNBC and MSNBC.com are <em>different</em>, you guys. So the site sent the invite and Heidi declined. In any case! Heidi will not be at the dinner. So there's that. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/msnbc-busted-lying-about-heidi-montag-invite.php">Radar</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/383972/can-you-believe-amy-winehouse-is-a-multimillionaire" title="Click here to read more about Can You Believe Amy Winehouse Is A Multimillionaire?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <strong>Best Comment of the Day</strong>, in response to <a href="http://jezebel.com/335676/monkey-business/">Monkey Business</a>: "i throw my poop at him too, really turns the guy on." In the words of <a href="http://jezebel.com/commenter/J.D.Regent/">J.D. Regent</a>, we say: omg you dated R.Kelly too? • <strong>Worst</strong>, in response to <a href="http://jezebel.com/335754/i-dont-even-care-if-youre-jewish-or-some-other-religion-that-doesnt-celebrate-christmas-because-my-parents-will-be-in-france-and-will-never-find-out#c3391939">Crap Post From A Banker</a>: "Actually, no. I think people are hating on him because this post went up telling us to hate on him." We say: you are all zombies whose shared brain is controlled by the evil Jezebellian overlordz, right?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/335930/reader-roundup" title="Click here to read more about Reader Roundup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 R. Kelly's publicist quits on the heels of reports that <a href="http://www.mollygood.com/r-kelly/r-kellys-publicist-quits-amid-sex-rumors-20071130/">that he slept with her 19-year-old daughter.</a> Isn't that kind of old for him? •  R.I.P Evil Knievel! He's probably <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/30/knieval-takes-his-final-leap/">jumping over that giant canyon in the sky</a>. • Darling Lili Taylor's got a <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/19061/">bun in the oven!</a> Aw. [<a href="http://www.mollygood.com/r-kelly/r-kellys-publicist-quits-amid-sex-rumors-20071130/">MollyGood</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/30/knieval-takes-his-final-leap/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/19061/">Dlisted</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/328734/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Tiffany, our favorite drunken Rock of Love...]]></title>
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				Tiffany, our favorite drunken <em>Rock of Love</em> contestant, makes a <a href="http://blog.vh1.com/2007-09-25/tiffany-threatens-r-kelly-with-a-good-time/">cameo appearance</a> in R. Kelly's video for "Rock Star." It's not too surprising since they're both from Chi-Town... wait, actually, it's a little bit surprising. Anyway, we're sure he did not threaten her with a good time, since he likes them about 30 years younger. [<a href="http://blog.vh1.com/2007-09-25/tiffany-threatens-r-kelly-with-a-good-time/">VH1 Blog</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/304070/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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