Quick Question: How Big Are Prince Harry's Balls?

On Tuesday morning, Michelle, Sasha and Malia Obama had tea with Prince Harry. Yes, that’s right. Tea with Prince Harry, at Kensington Palace. And apparently he took their photo op as an occasion to air out his balls?

NBC News reports that FLOTUS is in town talking about her Let Girls Learn initiative to support education for young women in conflict-riven nations, and she discussed with the Prince how men can help:

“He said it’s important to have male voices at the table on this issue because often times it’s going to be the brother or the father in the community speaking up that is going to change the way a community responds,” she said.

“Our sons are important. We love men, we all do. They’re good, they’re useful — I have one in my life,” she joked about the president, drawing laughs from the audience.

She also payed a visit to the Mulberry School for Girls in East London, pausing for some hugs and selfies with the students. She told them: “The world needs more girls like you growing up to lead our parliaments and our board rooms and our courtrooms and our universities.”

But also, Sasha and Malia Obama had tea with Prince Harry, and because the media gods are capricious and often cruel, there are no pictures of the pair cheesing it up with The Good-Time Royal. This is the closest we got:

Come on, Kensington Palace! Did Harry have to rush off to Ascot or another party for the eight-hundredth anniversary of the Magna Carta or something to do with the Order of the Garter or maybe a preliminary Waterloo commemoration? It’s been a busy week over there, huh? Also, maybe advise him to mind his knees. Dude’s been bumped far enough down the line of succession that the world has no pressing interest in the condition of his balls.