Jezebel: Queefs

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:00:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a queef joke squeaks out on live TV, Bill Cosby claims he isn't dead, and Teresa Giudice gets grilled about her money problems on The View. More »

South Park Tells Women: "You Are Free To Queef"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Last week, caught up in April Fools' Day revelry, we failed to mention the South Park episode "Eat, Pray, Queef," about the double standard women face when it comes to queefing versus farting. More »

Instructional Video: Queefing

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Happy Friday! Looking for something to do this weekend? How about learning a new skill? How about queefing on command? Here's an instructional video to show you how! You know, it's crass and stuff, but I kinda love the idea of queefing on command because it's something hilarious and immature that only girls can do. Because you know that if boys had the ability to queef, they'd do it all the time and the most inappropriate moments and develop some kind of game like "Door Knob" around it. More »

This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh

Jessica G. — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:30:00 EST

Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:50:00 EST

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?: "I don't even care. It's usually pretty subtle anyway. Besides, the sound is completely different than a fart. It's usually a single rush of air, not a cavitating cacophony of cunt clattering." We say: far better than a fetid flow of farts any day. • Worst, in response to Hannah Montana's Best Of Both Worlds Concert: The Worst Of All Fashions: "is it wrong that I love Lisa Renna's (sic) outfit?" We say: White Oprah? Is that you? More »

Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?

Slut Machine — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:00:00 EST

Of all the embarrassing stuff that can happen during sex — urine leaks, unwelcome fingers in intimate places, saying the wrong person's name — queefing is right up there at the top of the list. It might be even more taboo than farting. But you know what? That's only because it's something that guys can't do, so they're freaked out by it, which in turn makes us women feel weirder about it. Dudes, on the other hand, find farts hilarious (and so do I, to be fair). But really, besides the fact that it can sound really funny, there's nothing gross about a queef. It's just an emission of air from the vadge that "does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated," according to the Wikipedia page about "vaginal flatulence." (BTW, how much do you love that there's a Wikipedia entry about it!? Check out the discussion page that involves "odor edits.") Anyway, so here's the question: when a woman accidentally lets loose, what's the best way for playing it off without losing any of the sexy? More »