Jezebel: Queefing

South Park Tells Women: "You Are Free To Queef"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Last week, caught up in April Fools' Day revelry, we failed to mention the South Park episode "Eat, Pray, Queef," about the double standard women face when it comes to queefing versus farting. More »

"How Can I Prevent Queefing During Sex?"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:00:00 EST

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about vaginal "farts," World of Warcraft, abortions, and stinky semen. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.) More »

This Week There Were A Lot Of Pregnant Teens Up In Here

Jessica G. — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:00:00 EDT

This week we discussed matters of national importance. Like threesomes.
Michelle Obama and the role of a first lady actually are matters of national importance. But omg her dresses are purdy!
Michelle doesn't wear short shorts. Chuck Bass wears short shorts!
A bunch of idiot teenagers in Gloucester, Mass made a "pregnancy pact", and now a whole mess of 'em are up the stick. Sigh.
A teen who is no longer pregnant: Jamie Lynn Spears. She gave birth to wee Maddie Briann yesterday.
A Polish teen got caught in the middle of the abortion battle.

5 Things Every Female Virgin Should Know (And No One Will Tell Her)

Slut Machine — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:00:00 EST

The other day we were informed about a young man who didn't lose his virginity until he was in his 20s and created a website on which he writes really obvious — but also valuable — relationship and sex advice for guys who are inexperienced with women. I even learned something from his post about basic stuff no one ever told him about sex! ("If the girl gets too wet during sex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don't really feel anything." I had no idea!) Anyway, inspired by his work, I decided to write a primer for female virgins. Because although women usually learn the basics through friends (or magazines like Cosmo), there are still aspects of sex that we're forced to learn the hard way. After the jump, the five things about sex most other women are too prudish or ashamed to share. More »

Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?

Slut Machine — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:00:00 EST

Of all the embarrassing stuff that can happen during sex — urine leaks, unwelcome fingers in intimate places, saying the wrong person's name — queefing is right up there at the top of the list. It might be even more taboo than farting. But you know what? That's only because it's something that guys can't do, so they're freaked out by it, which in turn makes us women feel weirder about it. Dudes, on the other hand, find farts hilarious (and so do I, to be fair). But really, besides the fact that it can sound really funny, there's nothing gross about a queef. It's just an emission of air from the vadge that "does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated," according to the Wikipedia page about "vaginal flatulence." (BTW, how much do you love that there's a Wikipedia entry about it!? Check out the discussion page that involves "odor edits.") Anyway, so here's the question: when a woman accidentally lets loose, what's the best way for playing it off without losing any of the sexy? More »