This morning on The View, Whoopi Goldberg was in the midst of making a statement about the Supreme Court when all of a sudden she shot up and went "Ooh! Excuse me," and then cut to a commercial. Naturally, everyone thought she farted, but upon return from the break, it was revealed that she had a spasm "in places where you don't want that kind of information," which leads our filthy minds to wonder if she actually queefed.