Did you happen to catch Michael Bay's beautifully horrible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this weekend? It managed to make around $65 million this weekend, despite the fact that I didn't get around to seeing it. But I have seen the oh-so-spectacular all-pug version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

TMNT2: Secret of the Ooze was the sequel to the original 1990 TMNT movie (you'll remember it as the one with Vanilla Ice doing the theme song.) I'm thrilled to know that someone out there thought "Hey! The world needs an all pug version of this movie," because the result is perfection.