"A Cat's Guide To Loving A Human" is the cat video to end all cat videos, in that now we finally have a true insight into how they think and why they do the things they do.

For example, "Serenade them until they feed you!" Oh, of course! That's what they're doing! Serenading us! And not, say, screeching in our ears at the loudest possible volume until we finally get off our lazy human asses and go make ourselves useful to them, namely by feeding them. Just be lucky it's only food they want from us this time. Pretty soon it's going to be money. Or weapons-grade plutonium. Or blood. #teamdog