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			<title><![CDATA[Make Your Engagement Extra Special by Proposing at Pizza Hut]]></title>
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				Asking someone to marry you is one of life's most amazing events; so what better place to do it than at Pizza Hut, one of the most amazing places on the planet. For the bargain price of just $10,010, you can get a complete Pizza Hut <a href="http://www.pizzahut.com/proposal.html">proposal package</a>. That may seem a bit pricey for what is not necessarily the most gourmet pizza pie, but before you balk, you should know they provide the ring! And they also throw in limo service, a videographer, a photographer, flowers, fireworks, and...$10 worth of pizza and breadsticks to chow down on after she says yes. (Or you could hide the ring under a slice of pepperoni and propose mid-meal, if you want to make in an extra greasy engagement.) This is one can't lose meal deal, because there is no girl in the world who would say no to a question popped with pizza. You'd better act quickly though. They're only offering 10 of these packages, and you've got to buy before Valentine's Day.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883914/make-your-engagement-extra-special-by-proposing-at-pizza-hut" title="Click here to read more about Make Your Engagement Extra Special by Proposing at Pizza Hut">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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				To propose to Sara, his girlfriend of ten years, Sid made this <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/2338227869/muppet-themed-proposal-of-the-day-to-propose-to">video</a> and aired it during the trailers at a local movie theater. Now in addition to a viral video, all proposals must include childhood nostalgia and custom-made muppets.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5714278/watch-a-muppet-marriage-proposal" title="Click here to read more about Today In Viral Marriage-Proposal Videos: Muppets!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:27:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				If you're one of the thousands who helped "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #franksmarriageproposal" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #franksmarriageproposal" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/franksmarriageproposal/">Frank's Marriage Proposal</a> in Central Park" go viral, we're regret to inform you that your romantic dream is dead. It was all a hoax.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5703564/heartwarming-proposal-actually-heartbreaking-hoax" title="Click here to read more about Heartwarming Proposal Actually Heartbreaking Hoax">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:52:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson's Engagement Ring Was Hidden In A Shoe]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Man Proposes With Awesome iPhone Commercial]]></title>
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				The latest in public wedding proposals <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/yasrsly/iphone-wedding-proposal-1zl1">involves</a> the gentleman taking his beloved to a movie, where his fake iPhone ad played during the trailers. It might be the best of the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5555328/most-elaborately-choreographed-wedding-proposal-ever">viral</a>-<a href="http://jezebel.com/5608370/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-internet-memes">proposal</a> <a href="http://jezebel.com/5541896/the-public-wedding-proposal-how-much-is-too-much">bunch</a> &mdash; really sweet, and damn impressive.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5652551/man-proposes-with-iphone-commercial-parody" title="Click here to read more about Man Proposes With Awesome iPhone Commercial">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:19:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Over the weekend, a man named Kristjan <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/08/09/meme-proposal/">proposed</a> to his girlfriend Alexandra by posting this meme-inspired image on <a href="http://thedailywh.at/">The Daily What</a>, their favorite website. She said yes, but we would've needed to see more <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2008/08/18/dawson-has-the-ugliest-cry-face-ever/">Crying Dawson</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5608370/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-internet-memes" title="Click here to read more about Man Proposes To Girlfriend With Internet Memes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:51:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: d3rlU8bGovU --><!-- /videoId: d3rlU8bGovU -->Depending on <a href="http://jezebel.com/5541896/the-public-wedding-proposal-how-much-is-too-much">how you feel</a> about public wedding proposals, <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/06/video_the_most.php">this video</a> of a man popping the question in Madison Square Park with clowns, costumes, and choreographed dancers is either your worst nightmare or your dream come true.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5555328/most-elaborately-choreographed-wedding-proposal-ever" title="Click here to read more about Most Elaborately Choreographed Wedding Proposal Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Math Professor Discovers Marriage Formula • TLC Drops &quot;Miss America&quot; Pageant]]></title>
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				•  A math professor from the UK recently created the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254137/The-fiancee-formula-Academics-work-best-time-propose.html?ITO=1490&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+dailymail%2Fhome+%28Home+|+Mail+Online%29">"fiancee formula,"</a> which supposedly predicts the best time for a man to propose.  Although it was created for men, the <em>Daily Mail</em> says it could equally apply to women.  • 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5482779/math-professor-discovers-marriage-formula-tlc-drops-miss-america-pageant" title="Click here to read more about Math Professor Discovers Marriage Formula • TLC Drops &quot;Miss America&quot; Pageant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A Maryland woman was hiking with her boyfriend on Sunday when he popped the question. She promptly <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/07/AR2009090701381.html?wprss=rss_metro">fell off a cliff.</a>  "That must have been a heck of a proposal," observed Assistant Chief Graham. Fortunately, no one was hurt. [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/07/AR2009090701381.html?wprss=rss_metro">WashingtonPost</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5354492/cliff-hanger" title="Click here to read more about Cliff Hanger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katy Kelleher]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA["Marriage Magnet" Doesn't Impress Women Who Aren't Impressed By Multiple Proposals]]></title>
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				This woman has <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1150547/Meet-marriage-magnet-Author-Adele-Parks-proposed-men--whats-secret.html">been proposed to nine times</a>.  Um, how nice for you?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5157226/marriage-magnet-doesnt-impress-women-who-arent-impressed-by-multiple-proposals" title="Click here to read more about "Marriage Magnet" Doesn't Impress Women Who Aren't Impressed By Multiple Proposals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 Just in time for <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VALENTINE'S DAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VALENTINE'S DAY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/valentine.s-day/">Valentine's day</a>, <a href="http://www.gourmet.com/magazine/2000s/2009/02/valentines-day-love-secrets?currentPage=all"><em>Gourmet</em></a> brings us a bunch of horror stories that remind us why you shouldn't propose in a restaurant, go out on February 13th, or get married.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5137296/swallowing-rings-or-the-hazards-of-proposing-marriage-during-a-meal" title="Click here to read more about Swallowing Rings: Or, The Hazards Of Proposing Marriage During A Meal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Ready for something to make your stomach turn? A man took his girlfriend, Leafil Alforque, to an Oregon beach on Saturday to <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PROPOSAL_DEATH?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">propose to her from Proposal Rock</a>, a rock famous for its marriage commitments. While they made their way there, a 3 foot wave crashed on them and the petite Alforque was swept to sea. Emergency personnel searched the beach for her but thick fog and dangerous weather hampered their efforts and they were forced to call off the search on Monday. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PROPOSAL_DEATH?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>, image via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/werms/2438294764/">Flickr</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5102368/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.imagechef.com/" target="_blank"> </a>In the UK, today (Leap Day) is the day that women are "allowed" to propose marriage to men. "I expect that more women than ever will be proposing in 2008," Dr. Sheri Jacobson, a relationship counselor, <a href="http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article3453077.ece">tells</a> the <em>Times</em> of London. "I think that attitudes are shifting and there's more room for women to assert themselves." Why is it, after all these years, still the man's job to propose? <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/feb/29/relationships?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront">Writes</a> Joanna Moorhead in the <em>Guardian</em>: "Most of us aren't going to wait for our men to move on all future decisions, so why leave it to them to start the ball rolling on this one? The best contribution we could make to the future of marriage this leap year would be to chuck sexist convention out of the window forever, and make any engagement that involves a man going down on one knee a thing of the past." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/362376/would-you-ask-a-man-to-marry-you" title="Click here to read more about Would You Ask A Man To Marry You?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Call us crazy, but we're pretty sure that there is nary a marriage-minded, straight dude out there trolling the editorial content of <a href="http://www.theKnot.com">TheKnot.com</a> in his spare time. Hence our confusion regarding the massive amount of space (not to mention time &mdash; we pity the poor intern who had to compile this list) given to the feature "<a href="http://www.theknot.com/ch_article.html?Object=AI980914222000&keywordID=166&keywordType=2&parentID=533">100 Ways To Pop The Question</a>." After the jump, some of TheKnot's not-so-modest proposals.  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/263291/not-so-modest-proposals" title="Click here to read more about Not So Modest Proposals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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