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			<title><![CDATA[Christian School Threatens To Expel Student For Taking Girlfriend To Secular Prom]]></title>
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				Most 17-year-olds head into the final months of their senior year looking forward to two major events: the Senior Prom and Graduation. But if <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30644348/"> Tyler Frost attends a prom</a> , he can kiss his graduation goodbye.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5246891/christian-school-threatens-to-expel-student-for-taking-girlfriend-to-secular-prom" title="Click here to read more about Christian School Threatens To Expel Student For Taking Girlfriend To Secular Prom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				We are all taught basic social skills when we're very young:  don't talk with your mouthful,  always say <i>please</i> and <i> thank you</i>,  etc.  But what about those important social skills that can't really be taught?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5157842/the-curse-of-being-a-wallflower" title="Click here to read more about The Curse Of Being A Wallflower">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oh What A Night: The Pastel, Poufy, & Gothic Prom Gowns Of Generations Of Jezebels]]></title>
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				<span class="customObject framed item_0"><a href="index.php?op=showcustomobject&postId=5019406&item=0" rel="lyteframe" rev="width: 75px; height: 102px;" class="noHrefOverride">Click to view</a></span>Wow. You guys really outdid yourself with this month's prom edition of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/past-fashion/">Past Fashion</a>. Nearly a <em>hundred</em> of you submitted photo evidence of your various prom night horrors, and you did not disappoint. There were dozens of hues of pink, sparkles and sequins, and bushels of smooshed young breasts yearning to breathe free under ornate bodices. As can be expected, there were also many cheesy backdrops, goofy poses, awkward teenage boys, and even a few convention busters: a couple of the Jezebels were ballsy enough to go to the prom in drag! After the jump, check out our gallery of the end-of-the-school-year's most absurd, boozy spring evenings, with a little help from our face-obscuring friend <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091790/">Duckie</a> (we've plastered the Duckster over some visages to protect the innocent be-mulleted from their past fashion train wrecks).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019406/oh-what-a-night-the-pastel-poufy--gothic-prom-gowns-of-generations-of-jezebels/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Oh What A Night: The Pastel, Poufy, & Gothic Prom Gowns Of Generations Of Jezebels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[An Ugly Prom Dress Is A Rite Of Passage]]></title>
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				The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing and as the school year is drawing to an end for elated students and teachers alike, those hormonal adolescents have one thing on their mind: Prom! Even if you've never been a <a href="http://jezebel.com/383243/always-a-bridesmaid-always-an-ugly-bridesmaid-dress">bridesmaid</a>, you probably still got your hair did, slapped on some acrylic French manicured claws, and zipped yourself into a monstrosity of a prom gown. In honor of our misspent youths, the June edition of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/past-fashion/">Past Fashion</a> is dedicated to pictures of readers in their prom finery (that's me on the left with the excellent posture as a sophomore at Irvington (NY) High,  c. 1998. Dress from Bebe at the mall, y'all). We want to see you in all your awkward glory, so send photo submissions to <a href="mailto:photos@jezebel.com">photos@jezebel.com</a> along with your name (or username), location, and the date the photo was taken. Don't forget to include any charming anecdotes about drinking too many 40s and passing out in the back of the party van, not that I know what that's like or anything. Submissions are due by June 20th, so start sending those snaps in ASAP!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012246/an-ugly-prom-dress-is-a-rite-of-passage" title="Click here to read more about An Ugly Prom Dress Is A Rite Of Passage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heroes' Hayden Panettiere Is An American Everywoman]]></title>
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				Even though Hayden Panettiere turned 18 last August, we're wondering, is the <em>Heroes</em> starlet a teenager or an adult? We ask only because Hayden is on the cover of <em>three</em> different Hearst girly magazines for April 2008:  There's <em>Cosmopolitan</em> ("Fun • Fearless • Female"), which, <a href="http://www.cosmomediakit.com/r5/showkiosk.asp?listing_id=360482&category_code=read&category_id=27810">according to demographics</a>, has a medium reader age of 31.5. But Hayden is also on the cover of <em>Seventeen</em> ("It's Fun To Be Seventeen" &mdash; <a href="http://www.seventeenmediakit.com/r5/showkiosk.asp?listing_id=1867977&category_code=&category_id=31773">median reader age</a>, 16.5), and <em>that</em> magazine's seasonal spin-off, <em>Seventeen Prom</em> (median age, um, Jessica McClintock?).  Are we supposed to believe that both high school sophomores <em>and</em> career women in their thirties want to buy into what Hayden &mdash; and Hearst &mdash; is selling?* After the jump, we take a closer look at the differences in how Hayden is presented to the ladymag-loving public.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363861/heroes-hayden-panettiere-is-an-american-everywoman" title="Click here to read more about Heroes' Hayden Panettiere Is An American Everywoman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some Feminists Not Feeling Bag Maker's Date Rape/Prom Nostalgia]]></title>
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				Are we the only ones who failed to lose our virginity at our high school prom? Even Camilla Parker-Bowles got some at <em>her</em> teenage "coming out" party, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05312007/gossip/pagesix/royal_servant_pagesix_.htm">says Page Six</a>.  According to the gossip column, a British documentary airing tomorrow will report that Camilla "lost her innocence at age 17 at the end of a debutante ball" in 1954. But back on task! We'd been hearing that nostalgia for the old cherry-puncturing dress-up fests was, like, hot right now (we've even been invited to a few "80s prom" parties, but didn't attend because we don't drink Sparks), so it was probably inevitable that the trend would manifest itself in mainstream advertising sooner or later. Less inevitable, at least to us, was the subsequent backlash from feminists over the use of the words "stole" in close proximity to "virginity" in <a href="http://www.wimnonline.org/WIMNsVoicesBlog/?p=597">this ad</a>. After the jump, the ad itself, and <strike>our</strike> Moe's thoughts for the feminists and the ad agency.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/264757/some-feminists-not-feeling-bag-makers-date-rapeprom-nostalgia" title="Click here to read more about Some Feminists Not Feeling Bag Maker's Date Rape/Prom Nostalgia">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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