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Somebody at the Snaresbrook crown court must be a shitty tipper, because the food in the cafeteria has allegedly been contaminated with urine. Traces of it were apparently found in soup, salad, and even sandwiches, which customers had complained "smelled a bit off." Since only legal officers eat in the cafeteria, the errant pee-er probably has a vendetta against a judge or lawyer. Police are investigating; thankfully, the cafeteria is now closed. More »
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A school committee chairman in Abington, Massachusetts — let's just call him Michael Scott — likes to open meetings with a magic trick, but now he's in trouble for a mildly risqué prank. Without consulting them beforehand, he had school committee member Ellen Killian and teacher Steven Shannon participate in trick that made it look like Killian's bra had been removed with the pull of a handkerchief. The committee chairman has apologized, and luckily the trick was only seen by about a dozen people who were at the meeting ... and whoever was watching the broadcast on cable TV (i.e. no one). More »
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It's clips like these that make me realize how truly conniving and menacing felines can be, and that even though dogs may have cemented a place in our hearts, cats are still smarter than dogs. More »
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Have you marked on your calendar the publication date of Christine O'Donnell's forthcoming memoir, Troublemaker? A bunch of enterprising internet vandals have. It's no Santorum, but it's pretty devious. More »
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The prank was supposed to go as follows: comedians Josh Rabinowitz and Nick Vatterott had a cake (human head underneath it) waiting for friend Micah Sherman when he walked through the door. Things did not go as planned. More »
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Thessa just wanted to have a simple sixteenth birthday party like everyone else. More »
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Recently, I got messaged by a few twitter followers that a group called National Organization for Marriage (NOM) had posted a comic of mine. This was the comic, which was in no way related to gay rights issues. More »
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Yes, we were kidding. Obviously. But seriously: More »
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No! It's Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon! "Fully cooked 100% bacon...Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon." [Random Good Stuff] More »
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• Hot new trend: polygamist pastels? Yeah, whatever.• Facials that involve steam and extractions are bad for your skin. • NPR's "Fresh Air" host, Terry Gross, once got fired from a job as an inner-city school teacher. • Indigenous girls in Australia were forced to get contraceptive implants when they were as young as 12 years old. • The late Anita Roddick, founder of The Body Shop donated her entire fortune to charity. • Matthew Shepard's mother continues to campaign for gay rights. • Battered women get a "Princess Day to rebuild self-esteem. • The chief of police in Tehran was jailed after found nude with six women in a brothel raid. • In 5 years, scientists may be able to grow sperm from skin cells. • Stellamaris Mulaeh, a young Kenyan, tries to resolve ethnic divisions in her country. • Guards at an O.C. jail tased a cat to death. • Men are more likely than women to have mild cognitive impairment. • Adorable Iowans pull prank on neighbor's lawn and promise to help clean it up! More »
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Tanisha and "the Hyena Sisters" have been total assholes since the second episode of Bad Girls Club. They butt into others' business, mock the other girls incessantly, and create situations of confrontation. The other girls in the house are right in their assertion that Tanisha — and her crew of two — just can't be talked to or reasoned with, and so, on last night's episode, they continued with the prank war they began last week. And while they were kind of assholes for ruining the mean girls' food — by wiping it in their asses and peeing on it — the clip above shows that no matter what goes on in that house, Tanisha will always find something to freak out about. This outburst is over the stickiness of the phone. Seriously, there's something wrong with her. She has major anger management issues. More »
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