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Oh my god, you guys. Did you know that the ladies room is the best place to gab about the office with your girlfriends!?! Well if it's printed in the Wall Street Journal it must be a legitimate business solution! In a column called "Not Just a Ladies' Room," Carol Hymowitz tells the story of a colleague who was unsure whether or not she should take a promotion. "She was worried about taking a job that would keep her at work until seven or eight every night, too late to get home in time to read her kids their bedtime stories. Besides, she blurted, she wasn't getting a raise or even a new title," Hymowitz writes. Well, the ladies' circle at the sinks set that little filly straight! More »
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"Neo-Cavewomen." "Bog Beasts." "Female Shreks." These are all terms that Details writer John Sellers uses to describe women who have the audacity to enjoy the humor in their bodily functions. He uses Cameron Diaz, Eva Mendes, and Jenny McCarthy as prime examples of these "vulgar vixens." "It would be one thing if these female Shreks were cut from the same cloth as Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell," Sellers reasons. "But the trouble is they're all smoking hot. It's their job to primp and preen and push stuff up to look sexy—what's the point of putting in all that effort if you're only going to undermine the whole operation with gruesome behavior?" First of all, most women aren't monitoring their own behavior to remain attractive to men 24/7. Secondly, even if Sellers is just joking, he's still trafficking in the well-worn, outdated idea promoted by other glossy magazines that women should give a fuck what guys think of their bodily functions. More »
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All is not well in the land of Oprah. As O: The Oprah Magazine editor Lisa Kogan explains, female staffers at the namesake magazine of the daytime doyenne have a habit of pissing on the toilet seats, and one, in particular, is to urine-spraying what Jackson Pollock was to abstract expressionism. Nicknamed "The Tinkler", this indiscriminate urinator has, Kogan says, "turned me from a happy-go-lucky columnist into a bitter, paranoid germaphobe." But it's not just Kogan: Every woman working in an office has encountered a Tinkler, and there seems to be no way to stop her. More »
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More Knox news: Nouveau Lizzie Borden, alleged roommate killer Amanda Knox, might have slit Meredith Kercher's throat because Foxyknoxy didn't like flushing the toilet after she took a dump. According to the Daily Mail, "Friends said the girls fell out over 20-year-old Knox's lack of cleanliness and after she failed to flush the lavatory in their flat in the Italian town of Perugia." [Daily Mail] More »
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