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#toontune
The Simpsons' 12 Days Of Christmas
Last night, during the opening credits of The Simpsons, instead of taking their seats at the couch, the family launched into their own version of the classic carol (which includes 10 Lennys leaping). More » -
#foureyedfuck
Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Green (Essman) outburst from the series. More » -
#tweetbeat
Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More »
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#youwannabeontop
ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
#pettherapy
Precious Pet Otter
Meet Sidney, a domesticated baby otter, whose cuteness is only marred by the poop on his owner's cream-colored carpet, and the Jon & Kate Plus 8 theme song in the background. [Buzzfeed] More » -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More »
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#fairnessdoctrines
Punch Back In Anger: Palin Supporters Send Pissed-Off Emails
Since starting off Sarah Palin week, we've received a barrage of emails from some of the former Alaska Governor's supporters. After the jump, a sampling. More » -
#jennalovesoprah
Oprah Discovers Porn, Jenna Jameson
Today's episode was all about how women are not only viewing porn to get off, but viewing it as a viable career option. Guest Jenna Jameson discussed her experiences, regrets, and how she doesn't consider herself a blow job "professional." More » -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned BeyoncĂ©, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife). More »
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#dumphim
True Life: When Women Stay With Asshole Boyfriends
Last night's True Life: I Can't Leave My Boyfriend followed young women who are obviously involved with men who treat them horribly and have no respect for them. It's not exactly an uncommon situation, but it's certainly a frustrating one. More »
