Kim Kardashian Opens Up About O.J. Simpson
People are always asking, "Why is Kim Kardashian even famous?" Yeah, she has a porno, and yeah, she's friends with Paris Hilton, but she's actually had a pretty fascinating childhood that, at the very least, makes her a somewhat worthy pop culture figure. Her stepdad, Bruce Jenner, is one of the biggest American Olympic stars of all time, and her father, Robert Kardashian, was best friends with, and lawyer for, O.J. Simpson. The fact that the Kardashians had such a long history with O.J. and Nicole Brown made for high drama when Kris Kardashian sat with Nicole's family during O.J.'s murder trial, while Kim and Khloe — both living with their dad at the time — sat on the defense's side in the courtroom. Kim talked about the experience on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Clip above.Why Did This Little Girl Run Away From President Bush?
The White House hosts an annual Tee Ball tournament on the South Lawn each summer, which the president himself attends. The kids get to meet him and shake his hand and stuff, which you'd think would be really exciting. But at the latest tournament, one little girl named Emily — obviously wise beyond her years — approached President Bush and then, for whatever reason, hightailed it out of there, Forrest Gump-style. And she just kept running. An eagle-eyed reader sent us a link to video of the incident, which we've manipulated in order to publicly ponder what might have happened that spooked little Emily so much.Little Girl Runs From President Bush [Chicago Tribune]
More Wise Words From Alexyss Tylor
Even though I have no idea what the fuck Alexyss "Vagina Power" Tylor is talking about when she goes off on one of her impassioned motivational speeches for women, I still sort of agree with everything she's saying. Here are some choice quotes from her latest rant: "When he pulls all them inches of dick out your damn pussy and out your damn mouth, you got to figure out how you gone pay your own damn bills and feed your own damn churn [children]." That's real. Then she says, "You think he cares somethin' about you because of the feeling you get when he all in your ass." That, too, is real. Tylor goes on, "Inactions speak, and what a n—-a don't do to you, with you, and for you and your damn churn and your family should tell you a lot about if the motherfucker care somethin' about your goddamn ass." She's so wise! (Language in video NSFW.)
ARE YOU A JUMP OFF BITCH OR A DICK A DICK SUCKIN TRICK PT.2 [YouTube]









