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			<title><![CDATA[Hollywood Actresses Are A Bunch Of Posers]]></title>
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				Today, as we pour over Oscar fashions, it's important to remember that $5 million jewels and a custom fitted gown alone don't make an actress look fabulous - she needs a finely honed pose.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5158854/hollywood-actresses-are-a-bunch-of-posers" title="Click here to read more about Hollywood Actresses Are A Bunch Of Posers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Hand-On-Hip Pose: An Anthropological Study]]></title>
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				The other day I noticed that I can no longer pose for a picture without putting my hand on my hip. I blame this on the <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/The-Good-The-Bad-%26-The-Ugly/">unending stream of events photos</a> I look at as part of my job. I was staring at <a href="http://jezebel.com/5013900/rashida-jones-gives-the-bold-shoulder/">this picture of Rashida Jones</a> today when it dawned on me: this pose is ridiculous. It's supposed to make you look thinner, but really it makes everyone look like a little teapot! Then I started wondering when this pose became so pervasive. Luckily, the <a href="http://oscar.com/redcarpet/">official Oscar website</a> has an archive of red carpet photos from the past five years. By perusing it, I have discovered precisely when our world's mega-stars insisted on posing with their hands firmly placed on their hips, bony elbows jutting out at 45 degree angles. Photographic evidence, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013982/the-hand+on+hip-pose-an-anthropological-study" title="Click here to read more about The Hand-On-Hip Pose: An Anthropological Study">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				On last night's episode, posing instructor Benny Ninja (why doesn't he have an official title like "Diva Runway Coach Extraordinaire" or "Noted Fashion Photographer"?) taught the girls about commercial, couture and catalog modeling. Many of them couldn't seem to tell the difference between the three, and frankly, neither could I. I know that couture is "weird", and commercial and catalog seemed identical to me, other than the fact that one of them seems to involve checking the time on an invisible watch. Oh, the other awesome thing last night was when Dominique accused Whitney of being racist. (Note to Dominique: Just because someone is a bitch to a person of color, it doesn't count as racist sentiment unless the remark is actually racial.) Whitney's reaction was priceless: "My best friend is black!" I couldn't help but think she was referring to Tyra. Suck up.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/370215/antm-commercial-couture-catalog" title="Click here to read more about ANTM: Commercial! Couture! Catalog!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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