Estate planning is an adult responsibility that is generally not considered an enjoyable activity. Unless, perhaps, you're a goth with a very specific vision for your last rites, planned down to a level of detail rarely seen outside of a Pinterest board. According to Portlandia, anyway!

Via Flavorwire, here's a goth-y peek at season five. Because every girl deserves her special day swathed in black crepe with crows crying in the skeletal trees outside: