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				Joe Jonas (the better-looking middle brother of horrible music-making group, The Jonas Brothers) is officially a <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-21-congratulations-are-in-order">high school graduate</a>. • The Naked Cowboy, the semi-famous briefs-wearing street performer, is <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/08/21/Naked_Cowboy_signs_reality_show_deal/UPI-82751219327780/">getting his own reality show</a>, an <i>American Idol</i>-style competition of street performers. • Ellen and Portia "talk" about having kids someday. Wow, it's like they're <i>married</i> or something! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-21-congratulations-are-in-order">Perez Hilton</a>,<a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/08/21/Naked_Cowboy_signs_reality_show_deal/UPI-82751219327780/">UPI</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220344,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5039932/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston]]></title>
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				<ul><li>John Mayer on his breakup with Jen Aniston: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Hmm, does Mayer The Player have commitmentphobia? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20219799,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>, <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/08/17/Mayer_Wrong_chemistry_led_to_breakup/UPI-43481218990112/">UPI</a>]
<li>John Mayer also says: "I'm sorry that the story's not interesting. But it's about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she's great." [<a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/8481">OK!</a>]
<li>Um, there's also video of John making these statements. He actually seems emotional. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/17/john-mayer-i-didnt-want-to-waste-her-time/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Okay, this report says that though they're going through a rocky time, John and Jen are not over. Then again, it also claims that "the birth of the Brangelina twins has got her down." Ugh. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1565802.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>This report says that money was an issue with Jen and John. "Jen was tired of paying for everything," says a source. "Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her." [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26255744/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi tied the knot! The private ceremony took place at their home in Los Angeles. There were 19 guests, including both of their mothers. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s//afp/20080817/en_afp/entertainmentustelevisionpeopledegeneres">Yahoo News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5038184/john-the-player-mayer-talks-about-breaking-up-with-jen-aniston" title="Click here to read more about John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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