Jezebel: Porno

Montana Fishburne Awkwardly Discusses Porn & Her Dad

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:06:00 EDT

Laurence Fishburne's daughter Montana appeared on HLN's Issues to explain why she decided to embark on a career in porno. She told host Jane Velez-Mitchell that she was inspired by Kim Kardashian. Also, her dad isn't speaking to her. More »

The Facts of Life has finally achieved the...

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:30:00 EDT

The Facts of Life has finally achieved the highest in lowbrow pop-cultural significance: It's been parodied for a porno. The Dirty Facts of Life (natch), to be released on DVD on November 18, is about the relationship between the Eastwood girls and their lesbian housemother "Mrs. Garris," who at first resists the girls' advances but then eventually "in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy." Finally, Jo gets satisfied! [Village Voice] More »

Penn & Teller Call Bullshit! On The War On Porn

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT

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Penn & Teller: Bullshit! debunks myths and ideas by approaching every topic the duo cover with logic and science. The most recent episode focused on "The War on Porn." As magicians, Penn & Teller know when someone is trying to pull one over on them, like anti-porn activists, who have no statistical evidence to back up their assertions that porn is damaging to those who watch it. And as porn enthusiasts, P&T know how important it is to shoot down such activists. In fact, I think I'm a little bit in love with Penn! NSFW clip above. More »

Gay For Pay: Can A Guy Really Be Straight If He Bones Dudes?

Slut Machine — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:00:00 EST

A new episode of MTV's True Life aired last night called "I Work in the Sex Industry." While "sex industry" is defined kinda loosely (one of the girls they follow hosts a college radio sex show), the storyline following Aaron, a 23-year-old straight guy who works in gay porn, was pretty interesting. He says he really, truly is straight but that he can't turn the money down, since gay sex scenes offer about five times the cash as straight ones, and he simply relies on Viagra to get him up. The thing is, his family seems to have a hard time believing that he can do that job and be straight, and even his gay male costars tease him about how he just doesn't know he's gay yet. Clip above. More »

The AVN Convention & Awards: I Came, I Saw, & I Came Some More

Slut Machine — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:20:00 EST

[The following is not necessarily safe for work...or eyeballs (it's epic, but well worth it). -Ed.]

Fear And Clothing In Las Vegas

Slut Machine — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:00:00 EST

In case you didn't know, I attended the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards in Las Vegas this past week. (You can check out the live blog I did of the actual awards show on Fleshbot.) And oh, the things I saw! There was no nudity allowed on the convention floor, and thank Jebus, because it was way more entertaining seeing what these people were actually wearing. Check out the gallery by clicking on any of the images below to see some of my favorite looks. And stay tuned today for more on what happened in at the Expo and parties this weekend, my report on the latest in sex toys, and an interview with Tristan Taormino. What happens in Vegas gets blogged about on Jezebel! More »

Last Night I Boned An AVN Award Nominee

Slut Machine — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:30:00 EST

Yesterday was awesome, but last night I finally got to go to some parties. First was the Village Voice/Babeland party in a suite at the Venetian, and then a house party out in the desert somewhere, that promised to be a "stripper sideshow sex party." There was definitely a sideshow (more about that, and the dude on the left in a bit), but there were no strippers, and from what I could tell, no sex. Well, except for me fluffing this kid in the bathroom so that I could measure his peen with The Final Say. But we sorta got carried away and forgot all about that thing. My goal for the evening was to bang a porn star, and unfortch, that didn't happen. But this dude has an AVN Award nomination for Best Song in a Film (or whatever the formal title is), so I guess that's kinda close enough, for now. He ended up coming back to my hotel room with me, and lots of stuff went down...or up...or in and out. Whatever — let's start at the beginning... More »

You Never Forget Your First Time: My Day At The Adult Entertainment Expo

Slut Machine — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:30:00 EST

Please know that from here on out, most links will be NSFW, as are the images after the jump.

Porn Ultimatums

Slut Machine — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:45:00 EST

Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.) More »

As we found out on a previous episode of...

Slut Machine — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:40:00 EST

As we found out on a previous episode of The Bad Girls Club, roommate Cordelia has a background as an adult film actress. Our pervy brother site Fleshbot has uncovered some of her cinematic work, for which she uses the name "Nikki Carlisle." Check out clips from her movie Big Mouthfuls. (All links NSFW.) [Fleshbot, Big Mouthfuls] More »

I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date

Slut Machine — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:00:00 EST

Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I was like, "Oh God, that's so gross! And filthy. And dirty. And hot!" So yesterday, when Moe complained that porn ruined sex by making dudes want to do cum-drenched dirty things, I thought, "Wait, it's not just the dudes!" 'Cause isn't the best sex dirty sex? (Well, unless you're one of those jerks who "makes love" and gazes into your partner's eyes and kiss each other softly on the face.) More »

It's been discovered that Rodrigo De Carli,...

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:45:00 EST

It's been discovered that Rodrigo De Carli, one of the new Brazilian models from season three of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, has a history in hardcore porno (gay, natch). While it doesn't come as much of a surprise to us that a muscle-y beefcake model dude living in L.A. would wind up working in porno, it apparently will be news to both Janice and the production team of her reality show — which premieres on December 1 — since De Carli kept his adult film resume a secret. We're interested to see how Janice will react to all of this. Sometimes she's hard on her models, but she's also really unpredictable. Plus, if this photo of her and Jenna Jameson is any indication, it would seem that she embraces the porn industry — or at least humps its leg. [L.A. Rag] More »

Handicapped Porno: Offensive Or Inclusive?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:30:00 EST

When you think of amputees, dwarves, people with Cerebral palsy, or wheelchair-bound individuals in sexualized situations, it seems wrong, doesn't it? Particularly when those situations are photographed or filmed for the enjoyment of others, right? Instinctively, people assume that anyone who could get off to handicapped porn is a sicko and that the anyone featured in a handicapped porn is being taken advantage of. But is that just our own prejudices at play? Enter Gimps Gone Wild, an adult site featuring nude photos and video of people with varying disabilities, founded by "Kitten," a handicapped young woman who noticed a lack of wheelchair porno in her local smut shop. She started the site in 2002, saying:

I want to show the world a 3-foot wheelchair vamp dwarf can be sexy. It not only helps my own self-confidence, but I get mail from adoring female fans thanking me for being a role model. I am strong, beautiful and sexy, with a motor to propel me. Love me or hate me, this job gets people with disabilities noticed as sexual beings, and that can only be a positive thing!

Aww! Sometimes porno can bring on a warm feeling that isn't damp and sticky. More »

Barbie And Ken: Amateur Porn Stars

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:00:00 EDT