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#yearinreview
Top 25 Posts Of 2009: Models, Muppets, Implant Mishaps, And Photoshop Disasters Galore
Once again it's time for our yearly roundup of the most trafficked posts on the site, and this year the list is made up of everything from plus-sized models to photoshop horrors to happy childhood memories. Ahead, a look back. More » -
#coverlies
The Year's 10 Best Cover Lies
Maybe we should call this post the worst Cover Lies, as the most egregiously mendacious covers are often the most fun to mock. Regardless, here's a little tour of what some of the glossies were really saying in 2009. More »
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#potpsychology
A Very Pot Psychology Christmas
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
Every Wednesday, we read the tabloids so you don't have to. This week, Angie's pregnant (again), Jen takes a break from pining for Brad to host a chili cook-off, and we learn how to achieve an unhealthy glow Jersey Shore-style. More »
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#higoodbye
Commence The Horsing Around
Tomorrow is a non-publication day, and your tireless editors are off! But you can always hang out here, in this open thread… Or over at groupthink. Merry Christmas! -
#infashion
Lindsay Lohan, Christian Lacroix, And Every Celebrity Clothing Line Known To Man: Fashion Failures And Successes Of 2009
Be thankful if you still have a job: After the hell year that was 2009, a lot of fashion people don't. Many designers were fired, some were hired, and plenty lost their businesses altogether. An overview of the tumult: More »
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#ibegyourparton
Have A Dolly Parton Christmas
Christmas is very important to Dolly, and over the years, she's written songs for the occasion, and starred in numerous Christmas specials and TV movies. Here, we collected some of our favorite Dolly holiday songs. More » -
#dirtbag
Mary J. Blige Hits Husband; Courtney Love Says She's A Good Mom
- Uh-oh. Mary J. Blige punched her husband in the face at her record release party. Dude was reportedly bleeding. She was heard screaming:
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#racerelations
"Why Do You Speak Chinese So Well?"
Meet Lou Jing, a half-black, half-Chinese 20-year-old and recent reality star. Lou Jing's appearance on the television show Go! Oriental Angel has exposed the ugly side of many viewers, but she isn't letting it get her down. Video here: [CNN]
