Pope: The World Is Garbage. People: Shut Up, Pope

Pope Francis is referencing climate change here, not the Charleston shooting, but even without context, he is correct with this sentiment on any given day. “Right on, Cool Pope,” you might say, reading this. “Not even sure what you’re talking about specifically and I don’t care.”

Alternatively, you might be all, “Fuck you, Pope, you’re not my mom!”

You might be like, “@ me next time OK bb?”

Or you might bring the focus back to Christina Aguilera’s new album:

At least this guy said please:

Easily, though, the best reply comes from this woman. May we all go about our day with the level of reflexive confidence required to stay-in-your-lane the Pope.