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				A court in Sweden <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/31/Court_Diarrhea_no_excuse_for_speeding/UPI-18531225429025/">rejected</a> a woman's argument that she was forced to drive 53 mph in a 43 mph zone because she had a case of the shits. The court said that speeding was only acceptable in "cases of emergency," such as a danger to someone's life or to prevent a crime. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/31/Court_Diarrhea_no_excuse_for_speeding/UPI-18531225429025/">UPI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5072108/gotta-go-gotta-go" title="Click here to read more about Gotta Go, Gotta Go">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pooping: The New Hot Shit]]></title>
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				Do you ever get up from the toilet and take a look at your poo? Leslie Crawford did, and wrote about it for <em>Salon</em>. See, there's this incredibly successful new book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824"><em>What's Your Poo Telling You?</em></a>, which you can pick up at Urban Outfitters, among other places. Because excrement is not just "ejecta," as Crawford calls it. Solid human waste is "a crystal ball of intestinal health." The book's authors, Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., write: "Like a snowflake, each poo has a wondrous uniqueness." Plus, many poopers experience "poo-phoria." You know the feeling:  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/367065/pooping-the-new-hot-shit" title="Click here to read more about Pooping: The New Hot Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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